Quint wax figure by Nick Marra.

Somewhere in the bizarro upside down right now Henry Rollins is Secretary of Defense.

Hegseth channels his inner Tarantino with fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction The defense secretary said his prayer drew on Ezekiel, but wording closely matches Quentin Tarantino dialogue

Dumbsfeld.

Remember when things used to work? Those were good times.

Vance Says the Pope Should Be More Careful When Talking About Theology

400 years ago this would have started a war that lasted generations.
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I had to pay a $40 upgrade fee to Verizon for a new phone. We now live in a world where you have to pay a company to give them money.

If this year’s ceremony doesn’t end with a 13:18 version of Rime of the Ancient Mariner I can’t go on.

“That’s how it is on this bitch of an earth.” — Samuel Beckett, 1906 to 1989

Why inflation is the economic problem of the decade When seemingly one-off events pile up on top of each other, prices get reset across the economy.

Living in a van down by the river is middle class now.

Read Raymond Carver.

This ruined 1983 for me.

When someone tries to talk to me about baseball.

Axl looks like Trump staring into an industrial warehouse fan.

Republican wins Marjorie Taylor Greene seat but by tighter margin Clay Fuller, backed by President Donald Trump, defeated Democrat Shawn Harris by a much smaller margin than what Republicans enjoyed in previous years in the deep-red district vacated by Marjorie Tayl...

“Go fuck myself!” —MAGA

Saw an indie rock girl wearing an Ed Hardy belt. I’ve lived too long.

Is this what the Cuban Missle Crisis felt like?

Alex Jones Calls for Trump’s Removal: ‘How Do We 25th Amendment His Ass?’ Conspiracy theorist and former President Donald Trump supporter Alex Jones called for the invocation of the 25th Amendment to strip Trump of his presidential powers.

There goes the shirtless maniac contingency.

From $250 Million Megadeal to Empty Offices: The Unraveling of Bad Robot With the news that J.J. Abrams' Bad Robot is downsizing and moving to NY, one of the most famous and coolest production companies in town is gone.

Ah, “Lost” was wildly overrated anyway.

When did Mission Control become a sports betting parlor inside Harrah’s?

If Obama had tweeted the f-bomb on Easter Sunday thousands of old white ladies would have physically exploded. Guts, brains, and monogrammed blouses would have been strewn all about the land.

1033 pages. I’m starting with the index.

Giving Pete Hegseth command over the most lethal war machine in history is like giving a flame thrower to an ape on acid.

Courtney Love | The Magnificent Others with Billy Corgan YouTube video by The Magnificent Others with Billy Corgan

Billy Corgan interviews Courtney Love about himself.

Phil Hartman is long dead and Joe Rogan influences elections now. We live in a godless void.

Every time you listen to that Smashing Pumpkins/Yungblud song James Dean’s ghost punches you in the dick.

The future will be rubes claiming real footage is AI, not the other way around.

Autocorrect just changed my “I” to “AI”. It’s war now.

I’m really into Harry Hole now.

If I had a band we’d be called Spork.

There is a Joy Divison cover band called Joy Revision. I’m at peace now.