Mandy Patinkin and Kathryn Grody promoting Zohran

POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet

Woohoo only ten minutes into episode one of The Summer I Turned Pretty, and my team is winning! (Team Therapy)

Anyone else keep getting jumpscared by Cam Cameron in movies lately? #tsitp

At work today and accidentally left my meds at home. I can’t believe I used to live like this all the time, I can’t focus on anything at all.

I never got into the whole “romance lit covers look like kids books” because as a parent, you should be checking what your kid is reading anyway.

But I’m obsessed with the fact that the paperbacks of Hannah Grace’s books got so much of this, so they went with… storybook style for the hardcovers???

I’d prefer $300 off my yearly bill Optus

I forgot that America is a day behind and was so confused because today’s word isn’t an abbreviation. But yeah #1445 was dumb.

I’ve time traveled four months forward in animal crossing, day by day, and Marina still won’t move from my island. Every day she mocks me.

i saw rfk jr swimming through the chuck e. cheese ball pit like an eel

I don’t think it’s talked about that in Bones, the main characters are called Temperance and Seeley. What the fuck kind of names are they?

Not only would it not taste as good
1. Let’s look at the stats of how many people don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom. Yeah if that spoon even hovers over another person I want a fresh spoon
2. Encouraging every guest to drool over their hands seems like a great way to spread covid etc

I don’t know why but these two look so Australian. If they’re not, I’d be shocked.

Statement from Tristan Kern de Gonzales Husband of Jonathan Joss My husband Jonathan Joss and I were involved in a shooting while checking the mail at the site of our former home. That home was burned down after over two years of threats from people in the area who repeatedly told us they would set it on fire. We reported these threats to law enforcement multiple times and nothing was done. Throughout that time we were harassed regularly by individuals who made it clear they did not accept our relationship. Much of the harassment was openly homophobic. When we returned to the site to check our mail we discovered the skull of one of our dogs and its harness placed in clear view. This caused both of us severe emotional distress. We began yelling and crying in response to the pain of what we saw. While we were doing this a man approached us. He started yelling violent homophobic slurs at us. He then raised a gun from his lap and fired. Jonathan and I had no weapons. We were not threatening anyone. We were grieving. We were standing side by side. When the man fired Jonathan pushed me out of the way. He saved my life. Jonathan is my husband. He gave me more love in our time together than most people ever get. We were newlyweds. We picked Valentines Day. We were in the process of looking for a trailer and planning our future. He was murdered by someone who could not stand the sight of two men loving each other. I was with him when he passed. I told him how much he was loved. To everyone who supported him, his fans, his friends, know that he valued you deeply. He saw you as family. My focus now is on protecting Jonathan’s legacy and honoring the life we built together. If your concern is how someone coped with trauma or how loudly they speak when recounting injustice and being ignored by authorities then you never truly cared about my husband. Jonathan saved my life. I will carry that forward. I will protect what he built. Tristan Kern de Gonzales

Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today.

I'm so angry.

I’m on dex for ADHD. Literally the moment I have coffee my heart rate goes over 100 and stays there, and my jaw starts clenching.

But no coffee me = exhausted brain. Dex doesn’t fix that.

😭😭

Imagine one for Reddit mods 🤢

All my meds are white or a gross shade of orange, I’m so jealous 😂

Oh I’ve been weighing up getting Poppy recently ❤️ this has convinced me! Now I just need Marina to want to leave and I’ll get her!

Frodo oh no

I am SO GLAD people asked.

Can’t believe Lover lost to Shake it Off and Endgame lost to Bad Blood :’(

She writes best selling and apparently horny crime novels and has never heard of the term “friends with benefits”?

I enjoy watching Bones but with every rewatch I just can’t understand why they write Brennan to be so completely unaware of how to be human. Anthropologists study society, you’re telling me she doesn’t understand her own?

Sesame Street is so unhinged for having a vampire be the numbers guy. Like to have a Count…

…ohhhhhhh….

NEW YORK TIMES (2020): U.S. DEATHS NEAR 100,000, AN INCALCULABLE LOSS

5 years ago: “An incalculable loss”

Today: Banning masks and restricting vaccine access

Those are so nice, I would also treasure them and then not wear them also.

If their assets go for auction after bankruptcy you could have it all, their empire of yurt