I always love those series where I'm like "I have no allegiance" and then the first goal happens and I realize I had an allegiance

🥰🥰🥰🥰

WOOT. BEDTIME

I WANT TO SLEEP

They are actively taking me out of the game

No one will ever score again

Oh oh no. They are so bad. They're too busy trying to talk about TNT inside jokes than actually calling the damn game

So.... naturally I have to ask can fans sue HIM for emotional damages? 😂

Between Vladar losing his skate in a projectile manner and this guy losing his mask, the goalies are gonna murder someone (or themselves) one of these days

I get why it isn't an automatic whistle when the goalie loses the mask.... but it's kind of insane that it isn't

I am not a law/legal person but I have to wonder if McDavid could ever sue the team for emotional damages.

His ankle(?) He was skating around testing it out then sitting back down. Then leaving then coming back. Not 100% sure on what play it was but the play by play mentioned it.

He's injured. Probably pretty badly cause yeah that was bad

Housten we have a problem... I really like Connor Ingram as a person

Seriously. Imagine all of them reaching out going "nightmare fuel, bud"

Just a safe space to complain about their defensemen's giant butts blocking their view.

I have no further thoughts about this. I just think it would be really funny and that this would be the most probable cross-league gc to happen that isn't nation-affiliated

There should be a league-wide goalie group chat

Is Dan Muse the guy from footloose? Is this why there's no arty party?

😑

Do it for Crosby

They know I'm not watching. I'm trying to get home asap

Rex v. Goaltender Interference

they should have goaltender interference (misdemeanor) and goaltender interference (felony)

I hope McDavid texts Sid “It’s not so easy to win with him, is it?”

(increasing panic) vladar lost a skate blade. VLADAR LOST A SKATE BLADE. VLADAR. LOST. A. SKATE. BLADE.

there should be something stronger than a block on this website. you should be able to send someone for a psych evaluation

I mean I appreciate them moving their game to account for my swimming lessons tonight. BUT STILL.

Small note. Why don't Sens play tonight?

Alternative post: writing is fucking hard.