Can you nap someplace else? I don't wanna waste my birthday in bed... 😁

Woke up feeling like something was under my pillow.... 😸

This pained grimace brought to you by a 240 pound squat. 😵

Trivia & BBQ
Thanks for inviting me, Brad!

God I wish I could teach my cat to read a clock. No, lunch is not 10:30am. Hush!😒

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Sun's out, toe-beans out! 😸☀️

Got to go to my first ever "Murder Mystery" game last night. It was fun acting and I enjoyed adding 1920s ad libs in. Congrats to Taylor for being the only one to guess the murderer. Thanks for the invite, Thomas!

Ready for Margaret Cho !!

I tried to use coffee to warm up but Toby prefers blankets and body-heat. 😺❄️

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Take Note: as many times as Republicans have allowed the Electric companies to jack up their rates over the past decade, this weekend will be an excellent chance to determine if we're gonna get our money's worth. I'm not optimistic. ☕

Broccoli Parade: (noun): when Gen-Z guys always workout at gyms in big packs of at least 4-7, hogging a piece of equipment for hours. 🥦 example: "The squat rack is finally free! The broccoli parade moved to the leg press."
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Didn't happen when I kissed you... 🤷‍♂️😆

No surprise

"Suggested match" on Hinge: "one hobby of mine is wearing women's panties"
Me:

This rainbow cupcake is not real. It's made of yarn. That doesn't stop Mr Glutton from trying to eat it at least 2-3 times a day. 🤦‍♂️🧁 Sometimes you can hear his teeth grinding in a room away. 🙄😸

About to head out to another holiday party but first a pic in the new shirt 🎄

We got Toby too wear a bow tie for the Christmas party. But he was more interested in the shrimp cocktail on the table than posing for a picture! 😹

Hah! 🤣 They probably be hoping that WAP stands for White Acquired Privilege. :-P

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Cold icy December night. ❄️🎄

Ugh... Is the weekend ending so soon?

I am this mouse 🐭

Got to hang out with Charlie at Emory Starr's Drag Bingo at Libations, and won this awesome "Hustle" neon sign. 🥳

POV: watching Antiques Roadshow and a game you had as a kid is now a "rare antique" worth thousands of bucks 🤯🤯