love a good ragu with vermoni

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dr stone mentioned

how can I ship myself to the lucrative lands of luscious lizards?

Just got back from the doctor and they told me i'm 5'11" it's so joever for me

Which is especially funny since, in an interview, they said that they'd wanted to make it a documentary, but they couldn't because the leagues wouldn't let them in unless they medically transitioned

Trans people are real and beautiful and also really beautiful

This "liberation day" got me about to liberate myself from this mortal coil

apparently his schedule these days is
-sleep from ~3-9
-post for every waking hour

genuinely horrifying

is it so wrong to want to make Cardassia great again?

can we have a world where things don't happen again?

Dress codes are transphobic. I should be allowed to be hot at work.

mmmm...borger

...which is surprising since I don't think he was in it

I didn't watch the sports thingy, but I hear Drake lost

had someone at work try to talk to me about the super bowl like I was some sort of heterosexual

if times would be a little less interesting that would be really cool

if only the rest of them would just stick to making giant uv lights to kill vampires

me when the executive orders just. keep. coming.

Definitely still needs a lot of work, but I thought my hair looked good for a sec

the intelligence of the average twitter user has fallen so much that someone felt the need to add an "explain this post" button to every post

a cat is standing on its hind legs with its paw up and the word yipee below it . ALT: a cat is standing on its hind legs with its paw up and the word yipee below it .

SOOOUUUUUUPPPPPPP

if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost

your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

it is certainly a morning

need someone to rub my shoulders. stat.

ikr I'm already exhausted 😫