A girl who lives for validation. I love it.

I had a feeling that’s what she was doing and I agree it is indeed the CUTEST

Will be tuning in for the expert panel on Margot 🥰🫡

In a city full of dumb guys, Michael Rapaport is somehow the dumbest

Me continuing to watch Greys Anatomy when I should do the dishes and organize my office

We got some new Korean spoons as a Christmas gift but now all the other spoons don’t match even more than they did before. It’s an issue.

Time passes differently in the library world

Now this is a convo I would have LOVED to have with your dad. Tell him I’ll prepare a presentation for next time we see them.

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“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023

Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere

Which is an absolutely classic Uncle DooDoo thing to say

Is this incredulous side eye version better?

I once formed an elaborate lie that I was a super spy and was going to come to my friends house in the middle of the night for her help with a mission. Then she moved away and I never got to fess up 🕵️‍♀️

She is so advanced 💕 (as my mom used to say about me and my cousins)

Dinner is my biggest conundrum. Why did no one tell me this was an adulthood problem?

Strongest baby I know!

The DC sandwich guy has been charged with assault for shouting at a CBP officer, throwing a sub into his chest, and then running off.

"I did it. I threw the sandwich," he said while he was being processed.

Tekla, a lovely white non-binary lesbian wearing a rose pink silk robe, cradles a newborn baby in their hands. The baby is alert and looking at the camera. She has a head of dark hair, wide open eyes, and is wearing a pink onesie

Yesterday @tekla.bsky.social and I welcomed our daughter to the world. Say hello to Margot, everyone 💜

I binged it all tonight, neeeeed to hear about your adjacent-ness!!

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I like the idea of a baby rave.

Meanwhile my employer just SWITCHED to UHG from a totally employer covered plan (now we’re paying $40 per month). It kicks in January 1 but they’ve reassured us this won’t impact anything 🙄

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