the real queen of 4/20

Picture of an otter with eyes bugging out.

My general state of mind.

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In NJ it is fucking incessant. I go permanently 1% more crazy every time I hear the word "Thrillionaire".

The only thing I can do about Thiel that brings me any respite is imagine the absolute existential dread he lives in every day as he fails to escape that void that awaits us all.

YOU WILL PRODUCE THE CAT

Her concert with Adela this weekend was fucking nuts. It's too much for my little gay heart.

My 30 years have been the best of my adult life. Its not all bad!

Props to German for shoving literally 6 words into a single fucking word. You're as mad as you are efficient.

Pretty in pink ready to lose my mind to those awesome pop girlies

not now, tornado warning! I’m trying to watch the #dragrace finale.

I said the exact same thing to my partner. Tho I have more jester days.

Ideal relationship dynamic

the director yelled “give us choreo and kill that guy” but Adéla heard “serve cunt and end KATSEYE” and ended up doing all of it anyway.

An adorable raccoon.

Demi time!

That video captures like, running around your house in 2005 just singing like nobody is watching.

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BRINGING YOUR 16 MONTH OLD TO COACHELLA

Okay but T-ball w/ 4 yos is actually great. It is 100% more entertaining than actual baseball.

Is ADELA the new Lady Gaga??

Im so fucking excited for this concert tomorrow.

Yes Id like extra Boba in my tea hold the Fett.

Why do all the Gen Zers I am around know about Friends? I was born in 90 and I never watched Friends.

She was right all along

Is it normal to teach a class then need a nap? Am I just old?!

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there’s no such thing as a coincidence