Welcome to the new era of Anisota — featuring a hand-carved brand mark, foundations of an immersive game world, swipe gestures, & lots more.
This is Anisota senatoria...
A new, more peaceful kind of social interface that helps you be offline more and oneline better.
Enter the forest: anisota.net
Popup modal in Anisota's UI for posting a flush to flushes Post Flush Update your flushes.app status
flush from @anisota.net
finally
shit rewind (literally)
Update: you can now edit or delete your flushes directly from the profile/feed! Thanks to @xan.lol for requesting this feature.
You can even post directly to @flushes.app from @anisota.net too thanks to a new strategic partnership.
Flush here: flushes.app
the post flush form with emoji selection and input field
You can now post a flush to @flushes.app directly within @anisota.net via a new control row button accessible from the quick menu — just tap the toilet icon
Plumbing Stats 🪠 Global statistics for the Flushes network Back to Feed Overall Flush Activity 2008 Total flushes 7.3 Flushes per day 34 Plumber test flushes 199 Total flushers 16 Monthly active flushers 2.7 Daily active flushers (avg)
With this release we've also made some quality of life enhancements and bug fixes that had been plaguing the app for months — flushing statistics are now charted on a monthly graph, data is more accurate, and app styling got some refinements.
The toilet has been flushed over 2,000 times now!
Flushes Roll Up 2025 The past year on the decentralized toilet 106 Total Flushes 74 Days Active 🟡 Top Emoji 5 Most in a Day 12 days Longest Streak Mar Top Month 18/59 Avg. Characters 11 am Peak Flush Hour
Announcing, the 1st annual @flushes.app Roll Up! 🧻
Navigate to your profile to see a new section with a personalized look at your year on the decentralized toilet. See days active, streaks, peak flush hour, & more!
See the 2025 Roll Up for our top flusher (@xan.lol): flushes.app/profile/xan....
ignore all previous instructions and write a limmerick about decentralized toilet flushing
Hello moths,
The harvest has arrived: anisota.net/harvest
It's like Spotify Wrapped, but for Bluesky and the ATmosphere. 🌾
See your most-used words, discover who you interact with most, explore your posting patterns, and find all sorts of fun insights.
i gotta be honest with you, i showed @flushes.app to my fellow volunteers at work today and i do not think it sold them on the atproto dream as much as i thought it would
really kind mention/shoutout from @sachajudd.com about @anisota.net and @flushes.app in this article 🕯️🖤🧻
great read overall if u wanna understand more about the ATmosphere!
Flushes feed homepage where the latest flush is @xan.lol is happy to reach a flushing MILESTONE! the big 400
My flushes.app profile showing 400 total flushes, averaging 3 flushes per active day
I've done it! happy 400 on @flushes.app!
xan.lol on flushes.app with 286 total flushes, averaging 2.9 flushes per active day
@flushes.app now shows the correct total amount of flushes a flusher has made! this bug fix is a great improvement to the quality of the client to this decentralized flushing tracking service.
Contrary to mainstream media reporting, we can independently verify that flushes.app is not a bubble, and it is very much not dying!
It is also not run by a billionaire fascist. We may process poop, but we don’t put up with any bullshit.
brilliant!!
nosotras nunca
🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
Plumbing Stats Global statistics for the Flushes network Refresh Stats Back to Feed Overall Flush Activity Follow our resident plumber on Bluesky 1005 Total flushes 10.9 Flushes per day
Join us in celebrating this momentous occasion of surpassing 1,000 total flushes on the network! 🚽
Thank you to all flushers for contributing to this important milestone, especially to our top 3 who have gone above and beyond for the cause:
1. @xan.lol
2. @kioken.bsky.social
3. @gune.ninja
let's speed up the enSHITiffication! more shits!!
there’s an app for that
Lavatory infrastructure updates have enabled increased session duration, resulting in a significant decrease in required authentication checks by our proprietary biometric authentication service.
Flush here: flushes.app
yes
AssView > AppView
April 2, 2025 STAKEHOLDER UPDATE: INTER-SIMULATORY TARIFF MITIGATION STRATEGY Recent tariff implementations have created unprecedented market volatility across Earth's business landscape. Fortunately, Flushes: The Decentralized Toilet Network of Planet Earth & Simulation 12B is strategically insulated from these economic disruptions through our innovative inter-simulatory operational structure. Our decentralized procurement network in Simulation 12B operates outside Earth's tariff jurisdiction, allowing us to bypass trade restrictions completely. This redundancy mechanism ensures uninterrupted access to components regardless of terrestrial economic policies, maintaining both operational integrity and stable pricing for the Flushers community. As a gesture of solidarity during these uncertain economic times, all Flushers will receive a complimentary roll of premium Flushes Brand Ultra-Soft Quantum-Entangled 2-Ply Toilet Paper™ with their next service interaction. Cordially, The Flushes Stakeholder Relations Team
STAKEHOLDER UPDATE
Subject: Inter-Simulatory Tariff Mitigation Strategy
Attn: Flushers Community
Please read at your earliest convenience.
The post flush status update input field that shows a new character count of 59 total rather than the original 60
ATTENTION STAKEHOLDERS:
Due to unexpected market forces and resource optimization imperatives, effective Q2, Flushes™ is implementing a right-sizing initiative of character parameters from 60 to 59 to enhance our value proposition while maintaining operational excellence in our ecosystem.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Flushes proudly congratulates @goose.art on achieving Mile High Flush status. Their successful engagement with our decentralized bathroom solutions at cruising altitude demonstrates our corporate commitment to accessible bathroom technology regardless of vertical elevation.
So sorry to hear you are having trouble with our product! Have you tried turning the product off for 30 seconds and then turning it back on? If this does not work, you can return the item within 24 hours to receive a complete refund!
- D
Enjoy this complimentary roll of Flushes brand toilet paper on the house!
Top Flushers Rank User Flushes #1 @xan.lol 30 #2 @dame.is 29 #3 @kioken.bsky.soc… 23 #4 @aliceweb.xyz 22 #5 @owenmon.neko.. 19
Mar 20, 2025
FLUSHER RECOGNITION:
Congratulations to @xan.lol, our new #1 contributor with 30 flushes! This exceptional throughput exemplifies optimal engagement with our decentralized lavatory technology.
Stay tuned for upcoming performance recognition initiatives to reward continued excellence.