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Posts by Michael Afton

{{ omen monty one day but not today

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{{ i gotta redo the pinned on this one

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ᅠ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝐏𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅
「 * 𝙃𝙀𝙇𝙇 」 ...

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{ Holding taser } YOU.

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How long you been working here, then?

{ Huffing as he pulls out a pen and notepad. }

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{ A unimpressed stare. }

Uh-huh.

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... Ok, explain your situation before I continue.

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What, the rotting?

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Just gotta worry about rain.

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You.

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{{ oui oui type shit

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I'm so full of microplastics. Yum.

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{ Tilting to the side to view the tail. }

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Yyyeah. You want a stick, or something ... ???

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Cool. Great... on April Fools.

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Oook. So. Uhm. Uhh.

{ Taking glasses out of pocket, placing them on. }

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Yep, that's... that's you. The hell?

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{ Freezing up } Did You Talk

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Fuckin' stray cat.

{ Grabbing the spray bottle... }

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{{ i have only been playing ennard i love the spaghetti thing

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I'm the best Minecraft player e (got knocked off) 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆

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{{ bite by night today... its peak i fear

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Step aside I gotta

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I can take like, 5 men, probably.

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Fuck if I know.

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Kinda gay. Reblog.

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{{ take ur time ill miss u 🫂

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You wouldn't be employed, technically.

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No, it's not. That thing might as well be soul-binding.

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