{{ omen monty one day but not today
Posts by Michael Afton
{{ i gotta redo the pinned on this one
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ᅠ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝐏𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅
「 * 𝙃𝙀𝙇𝙇 」 ...
{ Holding taser } YOU.
How long you been working here, then?
{ Huffing as he pulls out a pen and notepad. }
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{ A unimpressed stare. }
Uh-huh.
... Ok, explain your situation before I continue.
What, the rotting?
Just gotta worry about rain.
You.
{{ oui oui type shit
I'm so full of microplastics. Yum.
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{ Tilting to the side to view the tail. }
Yyyeah. You want a stick, or something ... ???
Cool. Great... on April Fools.
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Oook. So. Uhm. Uhh.
{ Taking glasses out of pocket, placing them on. }
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Yep, that's... that's you. The hell?
{ Freezing up } Did You Talk
Fuckin' stray cat.
{ Grabbing the spray bottle... }
{{ i have only been playing ennard i love the spaghetti thing
I'm the best Minecraft player e (got knocked off) 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆
{{ bite by night today... its peak i fear
Step aside I gotta
I can take like, 5 men, probably.
Fuck if I know.
Kinda gay. Reblog.
{{ take ur time ill miss u 🫂
You wouldn't be employed, technically.
No, it's not. That thing might as well be soul-binding.