omg nightmare!

i just bought this because @austinkleon.bsky.social recommended it and it is large but i used to also read James Michener books every summer as a teen so it's not that bad. i just have less free time now so i hope it is worth it!

"you can't do that" on a screenshot

What the hell

If meditation was so simple, why are there so many books written on how to do it?

oh now i understand the 'ass lamp'

it's very bright just like you

I am showing up!

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guys... how many times are we going to try this

i like british reality shows for this reason. i opened up one about farming in the countryside on britbox and it was very soothing

I can't think for everyone and it's burning me out.

The third wish?

I don't always have my phone on me.

Hannah is my least favorite on Below Deck Mediterranean.

The Mummy (Issues)

Spring Migration
Arctic Tern

These terns travel from Arctic breeding grounds to Antarctica where they catch the Antarctic summer, covering over 40,000 kms. Incredible!

New work, currently featured at QAC Gallery in Belleville:
Carto/Topo/Geo/Graphic

#sciart #atrisk #migrants #birds #spring

A black-and-white cat peeking from behind a cat tower, with one paw raised

Bring it on!

#Schumer and #Jeffries must go! You are bought and paid for! Why are the Dems not manning up ?

The Keeper is 20 hours and ...
I must listen to it at 2x speed

I have to go to the office again and it really irks me. I can do it one day a week but my fake smile is not holding up after 2 days. Tomorrow I'll have my RBF and maybe then they'll be like no, you can stay home

Many bunnies in a backyard

I saw some bunnies earlier today in the backyard. They were racing around

Why can't AI put my dishes in the dishwasher or cut toenails yet? What's the use of it

It's either books or podcasts and this year I guess it's books.
Excited for the new Tana French book but right now finding hardly any time to listen to it

I haven't seen the theories but I enjoyed it, for the most part!

I know ACAB but also the workplace comedy Brooklyn 99 is pretty damn stupid funny

Watched a BBC Attenborough doc on Africa today on YouTube and the giraffe males were attacking each other. It was the wildest thing to see.

Iced coffee season approacheth

Putting Zendaya and THolland on a pedestal when A. They're married and B. THolland is just a pretty boy action star who can't act is a recipe for disaster. They're young and will be crushed by the industry. They're not bankable. Try other people and spread the wealth of roles!

Executive Function during the week:
> Work, make slide decks, analyze data, file taxes, do laundry, cook, write research drafts, apply to jobs

Executive Function during the weekend:
> Do nothing instead of what you want to do like design/play games, read, or draw because you spent your EF earlier

The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little."

‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”

So a napkin is a little tablecloth.

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