A little too well thought out and articulated for my tastes but go Sabres.

If I ate one today my ass would turn into a Roman candle.

Lil zach’s poofy chin is gonna be adorbs.

Guys I can’t sleep who wants to meet at Jim’s steakout?

When you never had a doubt

What’s the opposite of garage?

Gates Orlando

The last time I watched Sabre playoff hockey has was only $3.89 a gallon.

Dammit! I woulda said hi.

Between here and Canalside there are at least 400,000 people down here.

All of them

I got really caffeinated this week and wrote a ridiculous series preview because I believe in my hockey team. Go Sarbes.

I hope the Sabres win.

(Aerosmith song comes on)

Her: “Steve Perry?”

Me: “Tyler Perry.”

I didn’t hate them but this song is so flat. It never goes anywhere. It bothers me. They’re like a 3rd gear band.

We felt that way for two teams. It’ll happen.

Being engaged in playoff hockey is nostalgic and fun.

I don’t even like this song but it’s super 90sy.

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An anthem so bad is pretty fitting.

It’s really really really good.

One footenote: Not to strum a bad note but the award ceremony might be cancelled if there are any Wars of sky.

The Sabres playoff preview I wrote this morning will probably lead to there being federally mandated warnings on coffee.

Is this known? Have I scooped? Game is Sunday on NHL dot com

Me, watching a documentary about a bunch of people who pledge their lives to a fake divinity, drink a bunch of Kool-aid and die: "Idiots"

Me, five minutes later: "What goathead jersey should I wear to the plaza Saturday?"

Post the best pic you have ever taken of your pet.

Lucic’s face.
Big fat stupid Tim Thomas.
Ray Borque’s terrible butt cut.
Yes I’m ready to hate the Bruins again.

🥶

So stupid. Ordered.

Kids are gonna watch the face off of this first playoff game, have no idea what they’re in for, and watch Malenstyn destroy someone in the corner 6 seconds in and lose their minds.

When you win the division that has 4 of the last 6 cup winners