Hello tonights horrible vivid anxiety nightmare, welcome gosh there are already SO many of you in here

Eeeyup. Saw this shit coming when they gutted all the bursaries for nurses training.

It'll take years to fix, if anyone can be bothered to do so.

News for all the music
Hounds out there on bsky?

Until there's a new social media site that let's you add your own background music, MySpace is still peak.

It's a small comfort but he went fast.

Ask not for Whom the Handyman cometh, He cometh for Thee

(That's why Daniel Jackson in Stargate can't understand the spoken language at first but gets it once he spends some time learning the vowels)

Your annual reminder than many of the first human writing systms dd nt rly wrt dwn vwls bcs ppl jst knw wt u mnt frm cntxt

The first human written languages were basically txt spk and that's why we can't really recreate them as spoken languages

＃Stolitz 夏！

Intrigue, cut like sheer silk smooth on a glass-edge

Oh nice
I got vrchat working too and would like to do it more if anyone would want to

Windows Error Message from Torment Nexus: "For legal reasons the Torment Nexus will not be made available to our valued customers in the European Union. We apologise for the inconvenience."

Klingon special

No one got time for dating.
No one got money for dating.
Everyone got 3 jobs and burnout.

This is such a specific dork joke you specific dork <3

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Especially at work people do this constantly. You can say "Hi. I have question x. What is x?" in a single message.

You don't need to say "hi" and wait for me to answer first.

I only rarely get DMs but the ones that are just like "hi" immediately put me on edge.

It should be basic letter/email/DM etiquette that you state your purpose in the opening message.

Very glad it's Friday. Surviving.

I am pleased to report that the system has been successfully repaired.

It still needs to be updated but that can be a problem for next week.

Picard quote about life, you know the one.

I spent all day doing work on an big update and it failed at the last hurdle and now I'm spending the rest of the day rolling back my changes and babysitting the system recovery.

Trying to be zen about this, mmmm zen.

George W Bush Mission Accomplished Any% category

I've passed the theory test 3 times and given up on lessons and let it expire 3 times because I just cannot handle every instructor pressuring me

"Why yes I have been working with Rosenblatt's Mark I Perceptron since 1958," said Dorian Gray, agelessly.

As with many questions I hypothesize the answer is Exogenous Estrogen

One of the main characters tries to start a campaign against indentured slavery and the other two make fun of her.

That part rubbed me so wrong, even as a child.

Dumbledore points out how wrong this is but it's like a throwaway line in the last book, too little too late.

I do think this applies to generalists as well as specialists too, though. For the longest time I was sort of jealous of people who had one skill they had focused on because I felt I would never have that kind of focus ...

Every person upon taking office gives up all material wealth. You get a watch, a work laptop, a bunk in the government barracks and an expense account which is publicly audited.

Oh and you don't get your money back on leaving office. Career or die.

April Fuck Right Off Day where people doing April fools on the internet get sprayed with the hose.

If work was pushing everyone to do cocaine we'd all be having a much better time