There was a pretty good Harry Potter deck building game that I'm obviously never going to play again, but what if the designers re-skinned it with a setting and characters from an unproblematic creator? That's right -- Jack Kirby's Fourth World!
We Didn't Start the Firestorm
The Phantom Stranger
Crisis in an Italian Restaurant
Some say Supreme Court justices shouldn't have lifetime appointments, but should instead have term limits. I say why not both?
me (buzzing into jeopardy): what is my meat
From Rufus Wainwright's "Gay Messiah", in the verse: He will then be reborn From 1970's porn Wearing tubesocks with style And such an innocent smile Some dipshit "explained" the tube socks part with: Tubesocks are famously unfashionable, so it would take someone of messianic style to rock them credibly.
So farewell, Straight Person Guessing What Rufus Wainwright Was Singing About (Even Though it's Right There in the Text)
Lyrics for Chumbawamba's "Look! No Strings!", a song about a woman who faked a photo of Jesus taken from a plane, with the line "Gobsmacked, William Shatner'd, Meta does a double take" explained with: William Shatner, OC, is a famous Canadian actor known for many roles in movies and TV series. One of his most famous is that of Captain Kirk in Star Trek, whose signature manner of waiting before speaking has become a distinctive trait, and has since been exaggerated in parodies and tributes alike. In this sense, being William Shatner’d could refer to Mrs Battle being left stunned and speechless in front of what she thought was an appearance of Jesus.
New dumbest thing I've seen on genius dot com found:
I feel like we don't talk enough about the time they built a gateway to Hell in NYC.
I saw some pasta that looked just enough like 𝘝𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘭 that I'd worry about it opening a Hellmouth in your stomach. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vessel_...
Hootie and the Banshees
I thought of one! Suppose you have a bunch of people who are each the chairman of a different board. Chairmen of the boards! Of course a group of Franks Sinatra or Carrots Top would just be chairmen of the board. But if there are a few of each, chairmen of the boards again!
So if instead of "horse's ass" we said "ass of a horse", that could be pluralized as "asses of horses". I think there just aren't a lot of phrases like that in English.
You ever lie awake at night trying to think of noun phrases other than "son of a bitch" that are pluralized by pluralizing more than one word in them? Then you go on to think about how "sons of a bitch" and "son of bitches" would also mean things?
My SOULCALIBUR VI custom character is a sassy hot pink skeleton, though there will always be a special place in my heart for the Diablo skeletons who hide in barrels and get instantly killed. I want that job when I join the skeleton army.
I wonder if anyone uses that amogus character for suspended guitar chord notation. Just playing a Dඞ4.
I think she got into Ken Griffey Jr's brain & nerve tonic.
Love when a new guy appears on a show and I say "What is this guy, a Son of Anarchy?" then I look up the actor and he was a Son of Anarchy.
They got any goo?
Hello from the other side
I've isekai'd a thousand times
Oh I *wish* we'd at least get Homarids out of all this.
I saw that "what does this big TV on a cart make you think of" prompt the other day, and didn't post at the time that it was the Scarlet Letter movie with that woman with the creepy pale eyes.
I wondered what condition is so bad that you'd take a medication with a potential side effect of a fatal taint infection (the website says "Necrotizing Fasciitis of the Perineum"), and it's diabetes. Hmm, maybe!
My Single Bite of Food with Andre
Okay, since some people don't appreciate Latin jokes, the prompt was "depluralize a movie" so I posted GATTACUM. You know, like if GATTACA was the plural. Definitely worth detaching over, you fucking dweeb.
GOD MY BUTTHOLE
I took this screenshot last November but didn't post it because I was willing to give them the benefit of the doubt that there are probably movies about cursed rings. But after this Baltic/Balkan mix-up, I'm 99% sure this happened because that's what they think The Ring is about.
Crossword puzzle with the clue "Balkan capital" and the answer RIGA
Crossword puzzle with the clue "One from the Baltics" and the answer SERB
What the fuck?
If there isn't a series of bear pornographs titled "Project Male Hairy", they're really missing a trick.
A google search for "snl big red" where it's assumed I was looking for Conan O'Brien I guess
Great job, Google.