Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Not sure if she’s referring to the same one I’ve been on since forever but big yikes

TTBDNS

Ava, a standard issue gray tabby cat, laying in a basket looking up at the camera

Ava says hi

Phrasing

CFBSky has raised more money in @newap-georgia.bsky.social in a day and a half than Jamie Ding has won in 27 Jeopardy victories

Gales of November coming extra early this year, you love to see it

Well said, old chap

Most of the pundit cottage industry is based around obfuscating a very simple truth out of psychological self-protection, that one of America’s two major parties came to be the Demented Psycho Evil-Ass Rape Party from affirmative choices their voters made of their own free will because they liked it

jesus h christ

last patient of the day shows up ten minutes late, oh also the sibling who wasn't on the schedule at all needs to be seen as well

as is tradition

at least I'm a doctorb and therefore very wealthy

hahaha

haha

ha

I believe the Mariners are in need of help

they'll never take me alive

jesus h titty fucking tap dancing christ on a bicycle

doctorb

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KIM BONES ARICO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

a woman says " shut up shut up shut up " in front of an a&e logo Alt: Skyler in Breaking Bad, perhaps recent culture's most unfairly-maligned female character, screaming SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

me, during literally any meeting

Bean got them crazy eyes too

as God as my witness, one glorious day, I shall rid this fallen world of the scourge of teenagers, or die trying

A new PB, and I don't think I'll be able to top it

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Buddy I’ve been in that river and you could not pay me enough

Hell yeah

Normally I don’t gotta hand it to Sparty, but boy howdy do I ever gotta hand it to Sparty

Lake Michigan presumably, only an hour or so away

Where in god’s name does Ohio practice water skiing

Eat shit Gary

the one and only team I am okay with losing to

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