YOU DID IT! Proud of you! ❤️

In Florida, BOTH are illegal - partisan reasons as well as racist ones. Pair that with all of the special elections Republicans have lost down here, and you have a legislature that really doesn't want to go through with this.

They likely will, but there's a chance it won't survive the courts. (2/2)

Donalds either hasn't realized it or won't admit it, but there's a hurdle in Florida that doesn't exist in the other states. The reason Texas survived all the court challenges was that in most cases it's legal to gerrymander for partisan reasons - just not blatantly racist ones. (1/2)

I had an outstanding evening in Largo last week! I feel lucky to have the opportunity to hear the unique stories of individuals who love this district.

We can’t afford to continue to let Congresswoman Luna push aside the needs of her constituents. I will put leadership over chaos.

You younger folk can’t appreciate how WILD this is!

ADOBE: welcome to photoshop. what would you like to do. here is an AI tool
ME: i would like to draw a rectangle. i am selecting the rectangle tool
ADOBE: did you say AI?
ME: rectangle please
ADOBE: sorry but i can only do that in an insane way now. here is a new layer and a vector for some reason

WE DON'T LIKE HIM EITHER DUDES POINT THAT SHIT AT X OKAY

This aluminum canopy system is going to be my villain origin story, I swear to God!

Interesting (if obscure) cultural touchstone. I recently realized that a not-insignificant number of people refer to "Red Right Hand" as "that Scream song".

Are you somebody who considers "Red Right Hand":

1. That song from Scream?
2. That song from X-Files?
3. That song by Nick Cave?

You want to see pure joy, watch the episode of Have I Got News for You with @juliaioffe.bsky.social and @bomani-jones.bsky.social. You would think the best part was @michaelianblack.bsky.social losing it over Julia's "uterus juice" comments, but for my money nothing beats that magic time of 2:55!

if fans have their own ideas about how things should go, great

that’s what AO3 is for

Maybe we need to schedule a cognitive test for him as well?

Couple of random thoughts:

1. More pundits are referring to "the regime" instead of "the administration" with regards to the Trump cabal. I approve.

2. I keep hearing how we have the "strongest" military in the world. Maybe the goal should be the "smartest" instead?

First proper night's sleep all week! The lifting of the brain fog is nothing short of MAGICAL!

Today was just...a LOT. Very tired, very emotional and prone to whining, and I so desperately want to put a spike in this fucking canopy!

Ninety calendar days left in the project as of today.

House Democrats file articles of impeachment against Hegseth House Democrats introduced articles of impeachment against Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, claiming he has "demonstrated a willful disregard for the Constitution."

House Democrats unveiled articles of impeachment against Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Wednesday, making serious allegations about his handling of the war in Iran and his leadership more broadly.

100% the correct response on the part of the contractor. I'm willing to bet money I don't have that none of the people who showed up were even wearing proper footwear, much less appropriate PPE.

Taking him out in 2024 should have been fish in a barrel, then Mucarsel-Powell did that stupid CGI snake ad. 🤦‍♀️

I actually disagree that he's still got presidential aspirations. I think he really sees himself as the MAGA Mitch McConnell.

Grandmothers, pregnant women and five year olds in bunny hats are "raping our daughters"?

*SWALWELL RESIGNS FROM CONGRESS

ME: I need to insert a footnote
MICROSOFT WORD: *spitting blood* fuck you, fuck your mother and fuck your footnote

New statewide polling shows the race for Florida governor is a dead heat.

David Jolly: 40.5%
Byron Donalds: 41.2%
18.3% still undecided.

This race is wide open. It’s clear Floridians are ready for a real conversation about leadership and the future of our state.

The Exorcist outside the White House

Send him in.

Get his ass, Your Holiness

Look I understand the Catholic church has a bajillion problems, but with my whole heart: Fuck him up Leo.

Average GOP Congressman: We err...uhhh...don't uh need uh...oversight of the DoD because uh...we trust the President to decide what's best

Donald Trump: I AM JESUS CHRIST RETURNED TO EARTH THE POPE ISN'T MAGA AND HE'S WEAK ON NUCLEAR WEAPONS I AM GOING TO BUILD A HOTEL ON THE MOON

Laura and I continue to tell our kids, "when you have a chance to change the world, you take it." That's what this race for Governor is all about.

Thank you for your continued support of our family throughout this campaign.

Like lol no, nobody thought professional bullshitting memoirist and scratchy beard host Junior Development Vance was going to bring peace to the gulf region, please be for real

I want to try and replicate the Passport Day @algreen.house.gov just spearheaded in Texas. Going to talk to my NOW chapter and see if there's any interest.

Tallahassee just passed our own version of the SAVE Act, just in time for the midterms. There has to be something we can do to fight back!

The literal bare minimum Swalwell can do at this point is resign and spare his victims further stress and pain.