I got this one today

Why can I see your eyebrows in 4K

Summoning all the killer whale pods of Florida for Dec 15th.

With high grocery prices and inflation being top issues this recent election, Miami Young Republicans are celebrating Trump’s win by throwing a $100 a person yacht party. 🛥️🔥🐋

A Return to Leftist Self-Defense Communities targeted by escalating right-wing violence are learning from their own histories how to keep each other safe.

"Wherever working-class social movements grow, fascists see them as distinct threats...To guard against this, self-defense projects—often armed—are formed to ward off these outside threats." Via @shaneburley.bsky.social www.yesmagazine.org/social-justi...

I need him to beat the brakes off that man

Sometimes your anxiety is absolutely right but you just gotta keep it moving anyways

don't be this guy

once you can store drafts and have group messages on here, it's so over for twitter

So jealous

The Onion buys rightwing conspiracy theory site Infowars with plans to make it ‘very funny, very stupid’ Satirical news outlet purchases media platform run by Alex Jones at a court-ordered auction

The Onion buys rightwing conspiracy theory site Infowars with plans to make it ‘very funny, very stupid’
www.theguardian.com/media/2024/n...

this is your daily 'fuck twitter' post

o7

The yearning is unreal rn

"Like + Share if you're a Girl WITH A Big DICK AND AN EVEN Bigger Heart" cute fairy girl

Banger

Subby gf who pins you down and uses you when she sleepwalks. It's so unlike her normally, but you've been told not to wake her, so...

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actually a lot of people became communists without studying theory

dear god o.o

Weekly weather forecast where the forecast for Saturday is represented by a fire emoji

You know youre fucked when the icon representing the weather that day is just a fire icon

That's my emotional support gun officer

back at it again with no reopen time

I didn't even notice it was an edit till I read the alt text 😂

Ice cream that once said “made to be licked, lopped, and loved” but i added a little orange line so it says “licked, topped, and loved”. Also I’m pretty sure I stole the original pic from someone on here forever ago but then forgot to do the edit until today, so if you took this pic shoutout to you sorry if it’s weird lmao

what a coincidence…😏