The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

hawt season soon, folks

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

This is me on a regular basis if you care

Same energy

DNC

It's POWER, my other favourite Chainsaw Man lady. Y'all knew this was gonna happen sometime soon, and I am nothing if not predictable. Check out part 2 over you know where!

Federal judge unloads on ‘unserious’ RFK Jr., says anti-trans policy showed his ‘cruelty’ Judge Mustafa T. Kasubhai vacated the “Kennedy Declaration,” finding it unlawfully attempted to override medical standards and restrict care for transgender youth.

Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded.

“This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.”

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i think folks might be unfamiliar with "the pharisees", so let's make it clear: he's saying the jews run the press, and that they are conspiring to undermine the military. it's not just antisemitism, it's indistinguishable from nazism.

Be sure to read the whole thing.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP89Ev7Uv/

i think you deserve torture for this

dear AI please also give the aryan woman big honkers busting out of her house dress

the fact that legislators are trying to say that computers are devices that require id verification and tracking to use should put fear into EVERYONE. FIGHT AGAINST THIS.

Alber says Swalwell is proof liberals would have voted for Harvey weinsten and Mike blips says yeah Harvey is a monster, but and then some horseshit

Yeah that's pretty much how it's been going

hey i’m being real fucking serious right now

call your reps. this is insane. he already had thousands of jobs removed from the us fish and wildlife service. dismantling the us forest service will have a devastating impact on habitat protections.

im too mad for words.

Dam him up!

she looks guilty

Creecher

Purrfect Time for a Coffee!

[ #OC #NicoLallas #DCM #DontCryMercy #illustration #cat #artsky #cardiart ]

It’s not just Ms. Rachel.

The biggest names in children’s educational programming are coming out in force to call for kids to be freed from ICE detention.

Here’s “Reading Rainbow” host @mychal3ts.bsky.social outside the Dilley Immigration Processing Center.

It's a hard banger of a villain song.

I HAVE A MOUTH AND I AM SCREAMING!

Completely flattered and thankful for all of the incredibly kind messages I've received about my writing for Caine's musical number!

This was one of the most exciting jobs of my career to date, and it means the world that so many of you enjoyed the song and episode!

bath together, save on water

A black-and-white cat’s face edited onto a sea urchin underwater

Uni? No. My true form is a sea urchin

#AprilFools

a blue and pink striped flag flies in the wind ALT: a blue and pink striped flag flies in the wind

This is trans day of visibility, I hope all the trans joy you can get. That you are safe; and everyone needs to understand that trans rights are human rights 💪

For the last day of Marco march thought I'd do a sizeable wobble for all the big Tali lovers... and the one Tali hater in crowd who can't accept that I wear the size well~ >:3c

crude drawing of a smiling anthrpomorphic dog with a word bubble reading i want them to pay for what they've done

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