so guys what youre gonna wanna do is rub your eyes really hard for 2 to 3 minutes and you'll begin to experience what is known as the trip

like irl or the minecraft skin

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where is your phonk flavored galaxy gas

i would give up anything in my life right now in exchange for a restraining order against ukulele players

he is now telling me some bullshit about the govt using plane trails to control the weather and some shit abt the periodic table and deities go back to 3rd grade bro 🤦‍♂️

my fucking idiot coworker just told me the reason this cloud was rainbow colored is because of 5g radiation bro have you heard of refraction

this is insane. blueshell him next time

hi @kilohearts.com i love you @kilohearts.com

"what are your intentions with my daughter"

idk man i have a fuck ton of ant bites

eating bacon is so gender affirming

no amount of bewilderment couldve been appropriate for peter griffin in fortnite

cool as hell

missed eating bagel cause i havent had one in years so i bought and ate one and now i recall the existential horror that comes after

talk tuah reference?

before dark mode there was invert colors

idk

cant stop coughing i hope they dont think im hitting blinkers

pissed at my mom for never becoming a blockbuster member it couldve been a family heirloom

we bring the boom

@synplant.bsky.social

i feel sorry for taking all the cool rare usernames but on the contrary i now have a hivemind of swag

was gonna say some shit about spreading it but i dont want to

cmon bro don't give away my secret

bich

gamer headphone dent

life is like wheres my vape but its just air

on my phone so cliche bro like "no not that emoji!"

worked

thank you jungle slime that has turned into cheese texture