the hyphenates alone might give one the vapours

as I shooed away the cat to tuck my home dumbbell set under my east-european mid-century chair I almost fainted from the middle-aged middle-classed homosexuality of it all

Honestly not far off 😅

I'm just putting out feelers here but does anyone have recommendations for an illustrator? Looking to commission a family sofa style portrait.

Style-wise open minded but i love watercolours/ink work.

I'm VERY suspicious that I've passed loads of yellow oilseed fields this weekend and no hayfever 🤨

Damn...

Joanne closed her helpline for single parents right around when she announced she'd be donating heavily to anti-trans causes. They closed because of lack of funding.

She's a billionaire.

She doesn't care about "single mums".

www.gingerbread.org.uk/our-work/new...

Now that's rage bait for sure

Gutting to see Plan 9 has shut down. I was going there long long before I even knew what a Plan 9 From Outer Space was. It must've closed over the winter because I always check it's still there. Feels like not much of Aberdeen is left.

Hotel shower had no hot water every bakery for miles is a Greggs this morning is a flop

Scotland day three. Woke up in Aberdeen this time. Can't find my loops so it's gonna be whitenoise.mp3 all the way up to the broch.

Ok, so it's like cream that's so thick, but not how you're expecting it to be thick. And it's delicious.

Good work

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I'm going crazy I might lay one

Don't know how to make it through this weekend but soon Rosalía will come and make it ok

All these losers coding digital girlfriends and sycophantic sanity vampires.

Meanwhile if I highlight an event to my 'artificially intelligent' phone it just googles the event I'm already looking at instead of going "oh. This is an event with date and time. Do you want this in your calendar?'

Actually it was Sabrina's bodyguard who said that and it wasn't even actually her bodyguard and the bodyguard was hot.

I have no idea why they didn't promote it as a summer blockbuster when it's a classic buddy flick

Undercoat in bathroom paint?

👀

But she was so excited!

Fun roleplay cues though...

Really? It's so subtle!

Don't know why but I've suddenly got the urge to call our IT Manager and solve crimes together with Microsoft Copilot™

3.30 I Groomed the Happiest Cat Alive ... He LOVED Grooming Girl With The Dogs 62K views - 3 hours ago thumbnail of a brown siamese (?) cat laying on a grooming table looking just above the camera. a black lapel mic with fuzzy windscreen is lying between his front paws.

i thought he had a gun

I've never felt so thick

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