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Posts by Goddess Tefnut 🔞 (Disc: Tefnut)

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by popular demand. this project will be loose in a “ill make a batch of these when i feel like it” kind of way. is it porn? well it will have porn in it. and a lot of nonsequitur bullshit that i think is funny. anyway here is basically nothing.

#godpuppy

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Well. You break it you buy it

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the digimon gatomon and the pokemon sneasel with their claws clasped together, looking happily at eachother's faces.

the digimon gatomon and the pokemon sneasel with their claws clasped together, looking happily at eachother's faces.

creatures such as these.. wouldn't u agree?

1 year ago 2684 936 20 4

I gotta do that kinda stuff more.

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Join the rat cult!

Art by Roaway

4 days ago 427 119 9 2
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The rat cult of Those With Many Eyes! This is Wryn and Marien wearing one of its official garbs. Wryn is much more enthusiastic than the shyer Marien at showing off her body.

4 days ago 93 20 2 0
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why does my back hurt 🦌

4 days ago 13040 2348 90 22

honestly fortnite died to me once they added the harry potter skins
even more when i saw the takes tim "ai generated csam is free speech" sweeney was regularly pumping out

4 days ago 3 1 0 0

With so many games and art costing a lot, I constantly get bored and desiring something new. If any of you cuties are willing, send me a message and we'll go from there~

#findom #furryfindom #2dfd #kink #nsfwfurry #nsfw

5 days ago 3 1 0 0
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ngl i thought they caged my girl up

6 days ago 2649 507 44 29
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Huge if true

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A red female fox named Kadie sits down with her paws right up close. She is stretching her arm up in the air and wearing athletic clothing.

A red female fox named Kadie sits down with her paws right up close. She is stretching her arm up in the air and wearing athletic clothing.

Stretch’ N Stench!

Art by: @el6o6.bsky.social

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Kadie knows how the press the advantage. Once she sees you blushing for her paws it’s over before it even started. Just accept it and come closer… let her soft vixen pads roll over you as she marks you as HER territory.

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Daytime drawing of my pikachu sona, several feet tall, enough to loom over an island on the new pokemon region. She is looking down at the three Gen 10 starters: Pombun, Browt and Gequa, the later two are looking up back at her all shocked and nervous, while Pombun is panting happily (No thoughts).

I am wearing Wavychu's outfit and tipping my hat as I say "Are these the new starters? They seem... Kinda small! But I know they are trying their best!"

Daytime drawing of my pikachu sona, several feet tall, enough to loom over an island on the new pokemon region. She is looking down at the three Gen 10 starters: Pombun, Browt and Gequa, the later two are looking up back at her all shocked and nervous, while Pombun is panting happily (No thoughts). I am wearing Wavychu's outfit and tipping my hat as I say "Are these the new starters? They seem... Kinda small! But I know they are trying their best!"

"Meeting the new starters!"
Wanted to see the new guys in the block, and also borrow that Ms. Wavychu outfit... stretch it a little with my size, but its okay!
Little thing I made for Pokemon day back in February
#CatTinyPaws #Personal

6 days ago 701 162 15 1

Yeah it was a silly joke, sorry for not elaborating myself~

5 days ago 2 0 1 0

Wait why is the boykisser selling essential oils?

6 days ago 1 0 1 0
Steamed Hams full transcript

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chalmers.
Welcome.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Mmm.
Steamed clams.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no.
I said steamed hams.
That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.
It's a regional dialect.
- Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
" Oh, not in Utica.
No.
It's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
- For steamed hams.
- Yes.
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
- Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.
Yes.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.
- May I see it? No.
Seymour.
! The house is on fire.
! No, Mother.
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

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drawing of a pokemon mystery dungeon sona/oc. she is a shiny lopunny wearing a yellow gingham apron with a pink and white polkadot pocket. she is also wearing glasses and holding a brush resembling a cacnea. text reads: 
- "hairdresser" pmd lopunny npc, owns a salon for tired and overworked explorers
- grooming the player/party boosts a random stat or iq (like spinda's cafe)
- always accessorizes her ears, appearance changes daily

drawing of a pokemon mystery dungeon sona/oc. she is a shiny lopunny wearing a yellow gingham apron with a pink and white polkadot pocket. she is also wearing glasses and holding a brush resembling a cacnea. text reads: - "hairdresser" pmd lopunny npc, owns a salon for tired and overworked explorers - grooming the player/party boosts a random stat or iq (like spinda's cafe) - always accessorizes her ears, appearance changes daily

a pmd pokesona / oc

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Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”.

This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.

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This is the kinda shit that just makes sure im never donating to this even if i had money. Im not chancing funding some scam bot.

If i were in a position to donate id just throw it at a humanitarian organization.

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be nice! shes a little slow!

7 months ago 581 120 7 1

I wish.

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With a hyper realistic cock

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trans girls be like: i want to be enthralled by a ninetales

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I have a dark prediction that a certain hate group of self described trolls are only going to make things worse by calling threats to theaters showing it.

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Plus of course, in our online era. Discussion reduces within days.

You might think that lessens the worry. But no. It just makes it worse.

2 weeks of basically avoiding the internet, and then by the time you can finally engage, the discussions have all already happened.

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Yep. They basically told 80% of their fanbase "hope you can live without internet for 2 weeks, fuck you for not being wealthy and in a location we can make a deal with a theater in", whether that was the intention or not. They were well aware of the consequences.

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A windows dialog: the window title reads “Bunny” and the contents is a yellow triangle with a black exclamation mark with an image of a grey small bunny next to it. The available buttons below are “Ok” and “Exit”

A windows dialog: the window title reads “Bunny” and the contents is a yellow triangle with a black exclamation mark with an image of a grey small bunny next to it. The available buttons below are “Ok” and “Exit”

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1 month ago 5849 2163 29 21

Mood. Especially when theyre also such wonderful people.

How come so many furries can be hot and evil in art/role play, yet just be the sweetest beans in discussion.

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Then theres me. I do think they suck because they also have blood on their hands. Im just willing to practice some degree of pragmatism.

Im also willing to acknowledge when theyre partially responsible for their own failures (harris)

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