🎉🥳🎉

Oh hell yes

Those do always go down a treat.

Welcome back to the land of the free* and home of the brave**

*not guaranteed
**debatable

I am sorry that happened to you friend. You deserve to be listened to.

Have none of these jackasses ever watched a movie?!

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🤤 that sounds amazing.

🎉

Somethings are just a matter of instinct.

Now you're going to be Auntie Ten to a whole generation of NZ kids.

Only the finest transportation for his royal feliness

Rock is perfect. Or Longfellow.

I mean, we've all been there.

Now that is definitely something to skeet.

I put my pants on like everyone else. When there’s a delivery at the front door.

Certainly a valid tradeoff instead of doing one assignment.

It does look highly effective ( and super pretty)

That's really pretty. 😍

Keep it away from dogs! (They will eat it)

Whew, good thing there isn't much dirt. On Earth.

Too late.

Riding around being lord of all he surveys.

Single-panel cartoon showing a woman saying "It's raining men." Facing her is a man saying "Not all men."

A friend in college was 6'5". He had a shirt that said, "I don't play basketball, but ask me about my Magic Johnson"

😂 this is why I don't bake

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You okay?

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How about 'robot beats Jon at folding laundry, vacuuming, and emptying the dishwasher"? That would actually be useful!

That is something at least. Good chance to catch up in sleep or reading or movies I guess. That or downing a ton of those little alcohol bottles until you become uninhibited enough to cause an international incident.