journalism losing to sovereignty is a little heavy handed if you ask me

Jerry jones looks like a sentient ventriloquist dummy

Jerry jones looks like a sentient ventriloquist dummy

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! Now more than ever, nothing but unconditional love and support for every member of the Trans community, today and every day. 💜🏳️‍⚧️

bitches love

I need one of you to take a torpedo bat to my skull.

Taryn needs run support, girl is running ragged today

u know what i didn't miss the phillies at all

This and leaving the bases loaded

(this is not a douchey flex I got upgraded on a 45 min flight that barely has time for drink service)

sitting 1A on the plane makes me feel like I too am part of the flight crew. We’re all in this together.

haven’t worked retail in ten years so why did I just have a nap dream that I took home the fitting room key and everyone was mad at me?

ok I replaced x on my home bar w this i am gonna be better

I fear a “goodbye love” tiktok edit of Adam Scott might’ve just sold me on starting severance

the first 7+ minutes of Not Gonna Lie being Kylie running down her game day superstitions is so important she’s just like me fr

the TikTok ban is good actually bc all of the animals I’m attached to will now live forever

went out last night and the tail end of the night is blurry but I do remember waxing poetic about Jalen hurts to strangers

Knitting too close to the sun

airport food should be cheaper on the exit, I want a bag of Chex mix for the road, don’t make me mortgage a house or make a second stop on my way home

Saquon ba2Kley does that work is that anything

Pub vibe has decidedly shifted since the west ham game ended, now it’s birds on the projector and darts on everything else

the KP QB hair flip drama

Tush push is so much better in a Scottish accent “toooosh poooosh”

CJ shoulda let Q snag that one

Canonically isn’t the word I wanted to use really but I’m three ciders deep and haven’t had time to order food

Tho canonically I am an Arkansas fan I’d like to take this time to show appreciation for the University of Georgia and their football program

Devonta said I can do it with a broken wrist

You have to go for that christ

Kenny Pickett I went out of my way to watch this game in a foreign country please for the love of god complete a pass or two