I wonder if Jennifer Coolidge and Owen Wilson have ever gotten into an argument?

a woman is riding a scooter that has the number 7 on it ALT: a woman is riding a scooter that has the number 7 on it

“See ya later, wankers!”

#RIP #ozzyosbourne #princeofdarkness #godspeed

It’s true and you should say it more.

Also, stop forcing interactions from other people’s dogs with your dog without the owner’s consent first!

HOLY SHIT MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON

56 Years Ago Today:

I’m waiting for the night to fall…

My BPD whenever I get my paycheck…

#FrankZappa is watching over me now.

Oh yes, nothing says “rise and shine”like sudden gut issues! 💩

Lilac for my funeral, please .

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KIIIIING! 🖤🤘🏻🥁🐙

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AQUILES PRIESTER (54)

Mean Man Chris Holmes of W.A.S.P.

The Last Command era

📸 Mark Weiss

#MeanMan #ChrisHolmes
#wasp #TheLastCommand

If slipping and bruising, your arse on a wet, soapy concrete floor covered in wet, slimy dog-hair while chasing a rogue husky that broke their tether isn’t the husky experience then I don’t know what is.

Welcome to the #groomerlife 🐕

“Mr. President, why did you initiate WWIII?”

“IDK, the vibe was off.” 🤷‍♂️

War: What is it good for? Absolutely Nothing (Edwin Starr) YouTube video by Anna Platz

What the hell are we doing?

War, I despise
'Cause it means destruction of innocent lives
War means tears to thousands of mother's eyes
When their sons go off to fight
And lose their lives

#War
#Peace

youtu.be/GmNXzMw69zI?...

@philJamesson on Threads me: (counting on my fingers) bouncer: i just asked how old you are me: can you shut the fuck up for a second

Source: @philJamesson on Threads

#ADHDTAX we don’t talk about enough:

Forgetting to flip the “plug switch“ on in the bathtub and wasting all the hot water. 🤦🏻‍♀️

I’d rather boil five pots on the stove (pre-industrial-era-style) than take a lukewarm bath.

What’s coming to you, little girl, is three times the trouble you deserve. You are going to go down hard not far from here you will go down in these woods.

You say “nobody wants to work anymore” yet you’re the ones who don’t even want to put in the work to interview and vet candidates, or give ANYONE a chance to prove that they can do the job because it’s not “cost-effective” for the company. 🙄

I hate it here.

Remember when employers used to actually LOOK at your application and then call you back (if they thought you were a good fit) instead of having robots sift through everything, or forcing you to jump through hoops and take all these virtual interviews and assessments?

Oh goody, we’re already at that time of year where I can’t take my dog out for a walk between 8:00AM and 10:00PM…

WHYYYYYYY DOES BOXED HAIR DYE HAVE TO BE SO RUNNY AND SPLASHY???

I’m trying NOT to paint my walls (or pants) like a Jackson Pollock! 😫

(I normally use more quality stuff from Sally’s, but I’m on a tight budget and time-crunch right now)

@clairewillett honestly the best marketing scheme in history is men successfully getting away with calling women the "more emotional" gender for like, EONS, because they've successfully rebranded anger as Not An Emotion 6:00 PM • Aug 12, 2020

once again I must tap my own sign

a very cool weevil who will probably sell you drugs

cool dude

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, IRON MIKE DUDA OF W.A.S.P.

it's pouring rain so he's making biscuits

You are so brave and quiet I forget you are suffering. -Ernest Hemingway

I thought that was a tiny manatee at first…

A photo of a refrigerator case at a store. On the shelf are tall cups of yogurt with fruit in them and they also have a domed lid with a packet of granola inside. One of the cups has a strawberry that resembles a frowning mouth, with blueberries for eyes, and mango hair with a granola hat. The caption reads "Me too Mango Strawberry Blueberry Parfait, me too..."

Steamed hams you say?