Guess the Padres aren’t stoked on the sale.

The Gavin Newsom of it All Falling on the proverbial sword and being hated for it.

I wrote about Gavin Newsom - his past, future and being the ultimate troll: open.substack.com/pub/freedirt...

By all means.

That’s what makes it so perfect

Something insane because I really think he knew we all loved it so much we wouldn’t let him down. It’s a top 5 ad I’ve ever worked on.

Some fun backstory on this as one of the writers - the client picked this concept out of 4. This was what we call “The Big Swing” and we couldn’t believe he said yes. He approved the first draft of the script. He approved our casting recs. He is a literal dream client that trusted us to create

ON REPEAT: TRUMP CREATES A TERRIBLE PROBLEM OUT OF THIN AIR. BLAMES EVERYONE ELSE FOR THIS PROBLEM. PUTS A BANDAID ON THE PROBLEM HE CREATED. REPUBLICANS CLAIM HE IS THE SAVIOR AND A GENIUS. REPEAT.

Sorry. I’m very happy to welcome any and all people who are just now realizing what they did voting for Trump. I don’t care that it took all this. I care that you’re finally freeing yourself just in time to watch it all explode alongside those of us who warned. No sarcasm. You’re welcome here.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was allowing 10 trans athletes to play college sports, which has a total of 500,000 athletes.

Love the muddle haha

Why Did So Many People Vote For Trump? I figured it out and you're not gonna like it.

I’m back on the Substack perpetuating a terrible stereotype but it’s for a reason and it’s FREE! READ IT! freedirt.substack.com/p/why-did-so...

Is it too late to be a dancer?

My fellow writers might not want to hear this, but AI is a useful tool for certain aspects of the craft, like for instance when you’re engaged in the process of being a talentless shitbag hack who is too lazy to do any fucking writing.

Been blaming that guy for years and I’ve always been told I’m wrong by the Elite Pads Influencers

Too early to blame Stammen?

If you’re in SD County, go see @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social in The Elaborate Entrance of Chad Deity at the Oceanside Theater Company!

Fun time joke time for March 11th. #jokes #comedy #standup #311

Did ya set your clocks?

Crazy what Lindsey Graham said about Trump!

Epstein Was The Line And your loved ones are gone for good.

I wrote about losing your loved ones to the #MAGA cult: open.substack.com/pub/freedirt...

Andrew never testifies. Mark mine and everyone else’s words.

A classic street joke by one of the best!

Did I internet?

Old man tries to skateboard with kids. #comedy #standup #skateboarding

Yuuuuuup

Just remember no matter what happens they will say the all-racists half time show over on Charlie Kirk’s wife’s website had more viewers than the Super Bowl. No. Matter. What.

Having Brandi Carlisle sing that was just a chefs kiss troll job by the NFL. WELL DONE.

This Fri & Sat (JAN 30–31) 🎤
Mad House Comedy Club hosts a Double Headliner Weekend w/ Emmy winner Dallas McLaughlin, James Schrader & 5 more comics!
2 shows nightly • 8pm & 10pm
🎟️ madhousecomedyclub.com
#StandUpComedy #SanDiegoEvents

This Fri & Sat (JAN 30–31) 🎤
Mad House Comedy Club hosts a Double Headliner Weekend w/ Emmy winner Dallas McLaughlin, James Schrader & 5 more comics!
2 shows nightly • 8pm & 10pm
🎟️ madhousecomedyclub.com
#StandUpComedy #SanDiegoEvents