Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez looking like they just got fitted for human skin and not in a good way

She Almost Died Defusing IEDs In Kandahar. Her Husband Stood By Her Through 400 Hours Of Surgery.

My Argonian friend Bursts-Into-Tears

Taking my Argonian friend Learns-The-Hard-Way to an axe throwing place

When she’s a 10 but her laptop is completely covered in Minion stickers :/

I would navigate "below the radar"

I can easily imagine the moon from different angles. It is free for me to do this.

There's always some arbitrary filmmaking movement called some shit like Pionieroscuro, it's always made up by some Danish guys, and it always sucks

It's actually fucking crazy that a triceratops was real..

Bill is a goated podcast guest

The Poverty Ghost

Florida 10 but a New York 6. Oh lord have mercy

It's actually toxic how bugs will see an open window and think it's an invitation to come in.

Still troubled by the time I heard a San Francisco tech mutant describe marriage as "sex on tap"

Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez looking like they just got fitted for human skin and not in a good way

She Almost Died Defusing IEDs In Kandahar. Her Husband Stood By Her Through 400 Hours Of Surgery.

I encourage white boys to roll solo to Pilates.

EXPO, the album by Ulrika Spacek, has a couple of the best songs I have ever heard in my life

Learn To Sit Back And Observe. Not Everything Needs A Reaction.

It feels great to imagine a judge reading this out in court

simpleton: I have elected to incarnate myself as Prytherias, master of galder and prelate of the Mana Congress. I bid you salutations.

genius: Im a Orc Rouge

If anything she does not look surprised enough

Wife detected

There's so much trashf ucjking poetry that I forget how good it can even be and then I crack John Ashbery and it's like the sun came up after two months

We're going to find out

How it feels to be Alt in 2020s america

Olympic wrestler named Meine Schleimhaut

Cereal meme guy saying a ginger would never be woke

Twenty years ago we had Johnny cash Bob hope Steve Jobs George bush Martin manners Peter cheapmortgage as well as Gregory grandparents.

Girl show me what that frog do