scraps [cont'd]

Jean-François Millet
L'Angélus (The Angelus), 1857-59
oil on canvas
21 7/8 x 26 inches

A screen shot of a skeet from Merriam-Webster that reads - ‘SWIMS’ upside down is still ‘SWIMS’. With a reply that reads - if you love geometric fonts where this would be true so much then why don't you use them in your body copy? no? not readable? go FUCK yourself; dictionary. they should call you hypocrictionary

I’m sorry, but bluesky is THRIVING…

lol it seems like you handled it well although if it was during the free sunday bbq you could've offered to get him seconds

i saw john cameron mitchell reading the times from his laptop at sullivan street bakery in chelsea last week and the one time i ran into john waters was at gagosian on the ues and i was like "holy shit! you're john waters" and then he says to me "holy shit, i'm john waters!"

insider art

ADOBE: welcome to photoshop. what would you like to do. here is an AI tool
ME: i would like to draw a rectangle. i am selecting the rectangle tool
ADOBE: did you say AI?
ME: rectangle please
ADOBE: sorry but i can only do that in an insane way now. here is a new layer and a vector for some reason

People really, really don't like it when you say things that challenge their worldview and respond quite badly to it. The democratization of information is bad because everyone's now a shooter for their preferred version of reality and the people that provide it.

Images are broken because we have angered the gods.

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.

The graves of multiple children have been defaced.

One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.

Obviously the answer is mostly “drugs” but it really is kind of fascinating to me how Musk oscillates between “a post scarcity utopian future is at hand!” and “the mongrel races are coming to claim the persecuted white man’s scarce resources in a zero sum game!”

Three Men And A Baby (1987) - Baby's Goodnight Song YouTube video by hehayo

i am a childless cis-funcle who had a vasectomy last year and i will sing Baby's Goodnight Song to my niece and nephew until the day i die

the kids are alright

although sometimes my unfinished paintings look better than when i would consider them "finished" so who am i to say lol

psy op marketing getting out of hand

it's never too late to jump back into an old painting!

Field 38, 2025
paper collage on museum board
13 x 11 inches

as an artist everyone was like oh nice you finally have more time in the studio to make work but that whole existential dread thing and the constant sound of ambulance sirens made it kind of impossible to take joy in creating anything at all

smells loud outside today

Featured Video: 'Homophobic' 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Da Tells Him 'There Is No Mama'

Went to see what @theonion.com had done to infowars, laughed out loud at the first headline I saw, and then realised that it is actually just the normal Infowars site

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

Browsing this company's website and the only way I can describe what I'm seeing is imagine a school shooter was a management consultant

Your phone will never take a good photo of the moon except for this one rare exception.

The Arc de Triomphe was commissioned to honor Napoleon in 1806. By the time construction had really begun in earnest, Napoleon had suffered a disastrous military defeat and had been forced into exile.

I like to imagine a Golden Girls episode where someone tells Dorothy that Donald Trump would one day be a two term president. I think she’d become an anarchist.

bianco update: