Does this mean I don't have to decide what to have for lunch anymore?

Me trying to be normal

Bread, meat, and frozen veggies. Because we bought a tiny chest freezer for double price during the lockdown and have found that having a chest freezer full of excellent food quiets the screaming in my head in a way that little else does.

Like I'll never turn away cookies but by golly I'm not spending my own money on cookies that cost that much unless they're incredible. And sadly they just aren't.

Trump: We'll extend the ceasefire until negotiations conclude.
Iran: What negotiations?
Trump: You see they're deeply fragmented over there.

Let the bodies keep the score
Let the bodies keep the score
Let the bodies keep the score
Let the bodies keep the score

If two vegans get into a fight, is it still considered beef

Heh heh. J. Edgar Boozer.

Well now it's 10:00 AM and I'm hungry.

The only comment I feel entitled to make about these things to the people actually doing them is "Dang folks, that looks like hard work. Thanks! Thumbs up."

What a goober.

It's a good kit! I wish it was USB C but I know that would require cutting the controller case.

I have been lucky enough to see two Peregrine strikes up close here in Pittsburgh. From close up you don't ever see the actual falcon, just an exploding mourning dove. Literally a burst of feathers from the victim.

Yeah, same here! Wow.

What a beast! Enjoy.

You crack us up

A 4:36 mile after 23 miles is crazy. She clearly had gas in the tank and opted to use it. Just bonkers. Humans rule.

*ether cloth pressed to face*

Shhh shh shhhh. No posts, only dreams.

Moe-throwing-guy-out meme, but it's the A-10.

Stolen from @tamslick.bsky.social

Kind of want to write a bot that responds to anyone posting "Oh no" with the Kool-Aid man gif, but I know that about 20% of the hits will be deeply tragic.

Look at what we did. We gave computers anxiety.

I had a job with Campus Security in college, manning a gate and dispatching late at night. Before wifi. I had an SP and FFTA and put HUNDREDS of hours into it.

This is going to end so many friendships. File THAT away!

Yeah it's like a mushy half-snap and you don't really know for sure.

I hope I look a third as good as George Takei at 89.

We can throw fries on them in celebration.

I despise prediction markets but I suspect "does Kash Patel's counsel drops the case before discovery" is a freebie.

Exactly. But way slower. And I also do a thing with my eyebrows.

I have a bad hip flexor. My coworkers are very lucky that we're remote, or they'd get to see me slowly oscillating my hips at my cube every day.