If I refer to Whitman, Price, and Haddad and you’re confused…settle in, we’re watching a movie.

Hamnet. Whew.

Question I never ask job candidates: “What’s your interest in the position?”

Their interest is they need a job. That’s the answer.

I want airlines to start asking if there’s any batteries in the bag, period. I truly don’t think the modal person knows if their devices have lithium ion batteries.

I saw that in 2002, on my first “dudes getaway.” AWESOME WORK!

I liked the regular gorditas they got rid of a million years ago. Especially chicken Baja.

Not enough theme park YouTubers adjust their recommendations for people who don’t go all the time. Friends of ours who are going to #WDW for their first (and possibly only) time thought they may as well save money on LL’s. Based on YouTube content. Me:

These things are needed and are always good in the end, but this hurts my heart.

Holy smokes! Enjoy.

Having never once experienced FOMO turns out to be one of the most helpful things imaginable.

The CEO of IMAX refers to the others as “fake X” (there’s always an X). While he’s obviously not unbiased, he’s not wrong.

I may have to sue you now. I’m sure you understand.

WHOA

Disney fans are very good at proving why Disney is smart not to listen to them.

Huge W, I say.

Filed taxes later than usual because I’ve never felt worse about how my taxes are being used.

In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

If this blockade is real and Trump bans oil exports, to keep all our oil at home, FYI we do not produce enough oil to meet all our needs. There would be rationing. Probably would start with jet fuel. Recreational (think, marine diesel/gas) would follow.

Is there a point at which Trumplicans will realize they exclusively experience the ‘little bit of pain’ that comes with his actions? There is literally never a payoff?

I don’t understand why elected foreign leaders tolerate Jared Kushner in negotiations. There is no way I’d acknowledge a nepo baby in-law.

I overpaid for a DoorDash from a place that’s a mile away because I can’t leave the house right now. The driver “made a stop” by going to another restaurant MILES away and stopping at another house before finally getting here after the marathon.

LOL. I’m officially done with this shit service.

I think people tend to overestimate the number of news stories that are smokescreens, but hoo boy, this Melania statement is clearly one.

Should have said, “at least.”

The most sobering part: one third of this country would vote for Trump again, if given the chance.

That gif is perfect for portraying allergy suffering. 🤣

Trump lost this war in every possible sense — morally, legally, politically, economically, reputationally, and strategically.

OH!

With a ceasefire with Iran in place, good time to pay closer attention to what’s going on in Lebanon.

It’s 7+ months away, but for some reason I’m already looking forward to Thanksgiving. Weird, I know.