I swear to god 🤣

Gawain the green knight opening a letter sealed with wax

Little Alex Horne in his studio chair with the caption "so a simple task: land a fair blow anywhere on the green knight. One year later meet him at the green chapel, receive the same blow yourself."

A cut to a wider shot showing Greg Davies in his throne turning to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Well surely no one just ran up and whanged his head clean off."

Cut back to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Let's see Gawain first."

Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.

I've been reading @adapalmer.bsky.social's Terra Ignota book series and this is pretty much the vibe. 🤣

Dr Kareem Carr man: i wish to publish @kareem_carr Jan 21 reviewer 2: your paper is no good man: i'll do anything to improve reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini Andre Pagliarini @apagliar Jan 21 a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC

I just thought everyone should see this

That soundtrack still lives rent-free in my brain three decades later.

narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what

Don't forget to hit Torchys before you leave!

Brown and beige long hair cat curled up on a couch cushion

Look at this champion napper, how can I ever hope to compete?

No one's commented on my new necklace that says "fnord," which I'll take as a success.

IMPORTANT pie news.

A black and white photo of a baseball game, you can see that it is mid pitch with a pirate at bat

Wife brought her 100 year old film camera to that pirates game from a few weeks ago and she got this shot that's just perfect

He got the combo!

Experienced Portillo's for the first time today. Got an Italian Beef & Sausage.

Incredible.

I'm so glad I don't have daily access to a place that will serve you just a piece of bread dipped in gravy.

I would not survive it.

Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about

Brown and white long haired cat sunk into a couch cushion

Yeah, cat, me too

Okay fine I'll bite.
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I wanna know what they're gonna do about the payphones. 🤣

"Birdhouse in Your Soul" is mine. 😆

[wedding]

PRIEST: repeat after me

GROOM: after me

PRIEST: ... [to bride] is he serious

BRIDE: no his name is gary

Found this at the farmers market.

Absolutely not.

some of the best artistic motivation comes from mentally cranking john cages 4'33" and playing it on a constant loop in your head

So do I get lead or sulfur @stephy.bsky.social

Makerspace Our makerspace and sound studio at Johnsonville Library. It is a community space where people of all ages can explore, create and engage with technology.

Looks like the Johnsonville Library makerspace has one! www.wcl.govt.nz/services/tec...

Also, "keming" is giving me a headache, so thanks for that. 😂

The Pope’s headstone, a flat white stone slab against the floor with a white rose laid in front

an image of the text from the headstone ‘FRANCISCVS’ with red lines at the edge of each letter, highlighting the awkward kerning (space between individual letters)

why would you manually kern caps Times New Roman based on the serif edges??? I’m gonna lose my mind and so is god

FR A NCISC V S

From: David Thorne Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm To: Jane Gilles Subject: Re: Overdue account Dear Jane, I do not have any money so I am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter. Regards, David drawing of a spider with a smiley face

Who remembers the original NFT

I can't believe this made me click.

No way. I've watched Snatch and Pulp Fiction, I know how that turns out. 🤣