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Dudes rock

Started breaking in my bridal heels. Which just means wearing them as I walk from my home office to the bathroom and back again

Dudes are so pissed off james Cameron still beat them

Lmao this would mean no man would ever desire to adopt a child. Ok sure Jan etc etc

Alcibiades did NOT destroy the hermes before the Sicilian expedition but it was done by drunken teens and then blamed on Alcibiades by political rivals

...smiled big, blue lips stretched tight and even thinner, if that were possible, across her face. She held up the casserole dish in her arms and Hank pulled away from it, like it was a bomb about to go off.

“Oh well aren't you a shy one!” That voice again: like a three-pack a day smoker from...

...her high-waisted blue tights that she had apparently deemed appropriate to wear out of the house like pants. Did she know she wasn't decent? Had she meant to pull on a dress over top the whole outfit, or was this how she went out of the house all the time?

The woman drew level with Hank and...

like she had taken steel wool, ripped it apart, spray painted it traffic-cone orange, and then stuck it in the middle of her head and called it hair.

A pendulous, ample bosom swayed with her every determined step, so large it seemed to take up her entire torso, spilling out from the confines of...

For every like this gets I'll post 1 skeet worth of Hank Hill/Mr. and Mrs. Bighead fic that I wrote in 2013 and have no memory of writing

LITERALLY ME trying to find something with sleeves for last night/this morning what the hELL it's supposed to be suns out guns out season!!!

Jack Abbot smiling sadly at Doctor Robby from the Pitt and the text above their heads says "If I send you this, know I think you're messed up but I'm rooting for you"

brb my friend group just gonna save this and send it back and forth forever

an unfortunately necessary caveat these days.

The amount I just sit and stare at the "philosophers" on the right and think "if i was a craven monster..."

Like i think it's the theme/message/moral we do have to have now but also ho boy. boy.

Real depressing shift the last couple decades of themes in media no longer being "we can build a brighter future together :)" to "look it's bad but we're all we've got so we just have to find beauty together"

We are in the unfiltered cigarette, leaded gasoline, radium paint phase of AI. You know, the part where we let companies kill people for a while until the numbers get big enough that we decide to regulate it.

i mean i'd love to be in the sports betting industry rn, lol

....we have increased the amount of times we see each other lately, it's true.....

Abbot’s “I’ve dealt with my demons. …. It’s a process” REAL

For the record I don’t expect perfection of anybody! Or myself!! I just destroy myself every day for not achieving it. But I don’t EXPECT IT. And also everyone else is fine and is doing great and I don’t expect anything of them!! So THERE. Emotionally healthy!!

"I never claimed to be perfect"

"No. But you expect it of yourself, and it's not realistic, man."

I don't need to hear this shit from the Pitt I've got a therapist who tells me this every week shut the fuck up Langdon

Do everything I do that’s not public consumption stuff: work on the house, garden, finish the embroidery tapestry I’ve been working on for years. Hell, fix up this house, sell it, buy a new one, fix up that one. Nesting shit so then at the end of the year I’m ready to do all the other stuff

DAMN IT. A website posted something in error, but they corrected it, and the wayback machine doesn't have an archived version of the site from the error.

At the Rhys Darby show last night he opened with “so your winter isn’t done yet I guess? Fuck!!”

also if anyone has full time work please hire me please philosopher for hire i am VERY good

but hey maybe a blessing in disguise. Maybe I teach less, publish more, and am well-positioned for the following year

Being married means I can always go on my spouse's health insurance for a year. I...... really don't like not having my OWN full time employment and my OWN health insurance but I guess it's just one of those things, shit goes back-and-forth over a lifetime, maybe it'll be ok

Feeling vaguely confident about my ability to get a couple publications out there this year/next thanks to some of the connections/conferences I've gone to over the last couple months; even if I don't have full-time work next year.

Actually getting caught up with all the laundry and grading this weekend by some fucking miracle (the fiancee being out of town for her bachelorette). Cheesus I may yet survive the last two weeks of the semester