I just learned that fans of "Phantom of the Opera" are referred to as "Phans," and now I need a moment to process.

Built like a bad decision you’d make twice.

Chances are you’ll find me here on Sunday’s.

#SSBS #SouthSeattleBearSocial #LumberyardBar

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Caught Roofman last night and it was a great watch. Also, I firmly believe any film with prolonged Channing Tatum booty shots deserves immediate attention. Just saying.

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Freshly brewed and lightly judgmental.

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Why yes, I did take a mental health day.

What do you mean, it's only Wednesday?

Just finished season 2 of Jury Duty and damn. I don’t know how they pull it off but this show is amazing. Totally a real life Truman Show.

After yesterday’s punking, I was forced to treat myself to a Strawberry Go-tart today.

Walked into the office break room for a treat and got totally punked!

Fuuuuuuck!

That’s a wrap on today. Feeling good, taking it all in, and looking forward to what the rest of this trip has in store.

I have arrived! Time to let the debauchery begin.

All boarded and ready to party it up in Sin City. Let’s go!!!

Airports are a great place to cruise for cocks.

Got an hour till I board, so… May as well start drinking. Cheers!

Flight isn’t for 3 more hours. So, plenty of time to sit here in pre-flight anxiety mode.

I just turned in a big project and I leave for Vegas tomorrow. Put a fork in me, cuz I am done.

This trip brought us a rare sighting. Spotted in the wild, standing majestically between a luxury car dealership and a suburban sidewalk.

Notice the vibrant red coloring used to attract tourists, confuse Gen Z, and remind everyone that once we used phones that didn’t fit in our pockets.

And we’re off! Just a quick overnight, but it’ll be fun to get out of town.

It’s Saturday, and that means road trip! Time to get up and get moving. But first… I need coffee.

I leave for Vegas next Thursday, and it's safe to say, I've already mentally checked out at work.

Current mood.

Me: Lots of adulting to do today.
Also me: Mickey waffles for breakfast.

WTF. I just got a meeting invite for 4 PM on a Friday. A Friday. Who does that? Let’s just say I have a few colorful adjectives in mind.

Hot take: You can tell how good a Mexican restaurant is going to be based on the chips and salsa they serve.

My Care Bear stare.

Great evening having dinner with friends and catching Pixar’s Hopper. Fun movie, worth the watch.