Day 21 of #pleinairpril - i have myself extra time on this painting, probably because i love its subject so much, tbh!

we all know I have no life, so:

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

A dog stands on a table, posing next a basted peak lapel sport coat. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.

A dog sitting on the floor, posting next to a basted blue tweed sport coat with notch lapels. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.

A dog sitting on the floor, posing in front of a wall where three tailored jackets are hanging.

A dog poses on a table. He's surrounded by a tailor's measuring tape.

Every time this tailor posts a photo of their workspace, it looks like their dog is a tailor and he's showing off the garments he made.

IG z.o.e.y.a.t.e.s

Babies

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Hi, new followers dropping by from the #Hugos announcements!

I’m currently on a train coming back from signing SIDEQUESTED books in NYC! It’s our other comic and the book is just one month old, but you can read it for free here!

Various art supplies and stationery items in hues of green and reds frame two art prints on a desk top. One features an illustration of tomato vines of different colored tomatoes, gradually progressing from yellowish green to orange to red. The vines are surrounded by tiny winged and tomato headed creatures, wearing a blue cone hat, each carrying a can of paint and a brush, intent on coloring the tomatoes. They are dressed in the same summery outfit: a red vest, blue shorts and elegant looking brown shoes. The other illustration is in the same style and concept, but revolves around pomegranates, with the tiny characters having upturned pomegranate heads and being dressed for fall, with a brown sweater, jeans and boots.

Picture of an original drawing collection of flower vases

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I got 7 orders this month, not bad but I know I can do better 🌞

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it will never not be funny how they thought bsky was going to be a google campus and instead they got tumblr and they absolutely h a t e it

I do think tech companies are underestimating the amount of
- new account fatigue
- new app fatigue
- useless upgrade fatigue
- terms of service fatigue

Oh no another ham

[ #art #hamster ]

Digital art, a boar skull and human skull with a galaxy in the background and two people kissing

Star crossed- some studies 2026

I said it before, but Indian chillies will come over to borrow salt, get chatting, stay for dinner and then hold you up at gunpoint after dessert, mexican chillies will smash your door down, grab you by the collar and haul you outside for a solid beating

Oh no another ham #7

[ #art #hamster ]

TIL!

here's an Indian food hack that will change your life- stop trying to make it "authentically spicy" and go buy this thing called kashmiri red chilly powder and just use that

martina navratilova spending her entire post retirement existence carrying water for ppl who would happily jail her as a degenerate is a classic example of why you never need to know what an athlete thinks about anything except that exact sport

the texture of paneer makes me want to jump out of a window, it is so horrible

Four days ago—

Vendor: $8 corn dog?

Me: Get thee away from me, purveyor of tempting but overpriced calories! I crave not thy divine pork!

Now—

Vendor: Hey.

Me: Gimme.

I hope the takeover of InfoWars by @theonion.com and @timheidecker.bsky.social that resulted from the bankruptcy brought on by Alex Jones’ evil attacks on the victims of Sandy Hook brings you as much joy as it does me.

femme walking in field at night drawing

moonlit

3 cute ceramic snails wearing 4 leaf clovers on their shells on a yellow backdrop.

New blind box dudes are coming soon!

tim cook is like 90% responsible for why the Internet sucks so much shit now (Sex-Negative Appification) so it is my sincere hope he is retiring due to accidentally swallowing a bag full of the scarabs that eat you from the inside from the 90s the mummy

This is an excellent start to a Tuesday

Painting of a couple young women being offered fruit by goblins. One looks frightened, but the other seems a bit curious

The Goblin Market — Hilda Koe c. 1895

A very pudgy brown tabby cat sits on a kitchen chair next to the photographer. She has been caught mid-yell. It is very difficult to photograph her when she is not mid-yell.

Truth Coming Out Of Her Bedroom To Shame Mankind

It’s the reason we don’t have universal healthcare imo. Some white folks would rather die than see Black people get anything at all

Cover of Angelica and the Bear Prince by Trung Le Nguyen. The cover features a polar bear dressed as a prince and a young couple looking into each other's eyes.

Thank you, @trungles.com for putting this beautiful story into the world. Of all the days I could pick to read this it's my 25th anniversary of grieving butterflies, Kryptonite, and Neverland. When the universe gives me a story about grieving on a day that cuts open my own grief I pay attention!

THE SWORN SOLIDIER by T. Kingfisher Production Update T. Kingfisher’s The Sworn Soldier, the only place in which all three of her Alex Easton novellas are collected, with a full-color dust jacket and interior illustrations by John Jude Palencar, co...

An update on @tkingfisher.com's The Sworn Soldier, which is coming together beautifully and up for preorder: subterraneanpress.com/newsthe-swor...

teal and black text on a light gray background. It’s A Spontaneous Book club. Come on by. I fell into an omegaverse rabbit hole and you’re all coming with me! now on the patreon. patreon.com/rebekahweatherspoon

Now on the patreon! ACTUALLY SPONTANEOUS BOOKCLUB!
I started reading Omegaverse books and I'm gonna make it everyone's problem.
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The frolicking took me out 😂😂😂