Opinion | Measles Took My Daughter. This Is What I Want Everyone to Know.

Like me, you may think you understand the horror of measles and the murder being committed by RFK & co. Read this, if you can handle it--my eyes are tearing up for this splendid child lost--and learn just how much more terrible and heartbreaking it is. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/o...

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this is a really lovely sign. wife for Stella?

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We go way back

Topping it with some beet horseradish will surely jujj it up

no kidding

I’m sorry

Congratulations!!!

me watching Game 1 of a Knicks playoff series: I'm nervous but let's go Knicks!

me watching Game 2 of a Knicks playoff series: our opponents' physical weakness is only outpaced by their lack of morality

if Sylvia Plath killed herself in 2026 she would've had to stick her head in a Smart Oven that plays ads for BetterHelp on the door

Lander is the first New York politician to speak out after our @wired.com deep dive into Madison Square Garden's surveillance operations.

The indigenous drone manufacturers in Nigeria, Terrahaptix Inc. (also referred to as Terra Industries), are looking at an expansion move that would take it beyond its borders to one of the strongest markets in West Africa, Ghana.

Terrahaptix Inc., a Nigerian drone manufacturer, is expanding to Ghana to establish its first facility outside Nigeria, targeting the growing West African security market. The new Accra-based center will produce autonomous aircraft and defense systems in response to escalating Islamist-militant operations in the region. The Sahel region is experiencing increased terrorist activity, with militants using advanced drone technologies that challenge traditional defenses. Terrahaptix raised $34 million in rapid funding rounds, led by Lux Capital, bringing its valuation above $100 million in under two years.

The Anduril clone backed by genocide VC firms Lux Capital and 8VC (Joe Lonsdale firm) moving quickly to open a drone factory in Ghana

Capitol Hill women marked: safe 📍(jk, the place is infested)

To wit:

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Newly released records detail police response to lawmaker attacks Authorities first identified Vance Boelter as a suspect within three hours of the start of the politically motivated rampage.

Newly released records on the police response to the assassination of Melissa Hortman show officers knew a woman was lying motionless on the top of the stairs inside the Hortman home but waited 30 minutes to physically check on her.

Hallmark poster for Love and Mahjong.

It’s ok yall, the lady in the top right corner is like 1/8th Korean or whatever

the new innovation is lowering the bar in a time when it is below sea level

this is one of the most offensive things I've seen in years

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A share of merch sales will go to the Sandy Hook families, which will be the first time they get any money since they filed this lawsuit eight years ago.

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I have died

There's a war on for your mind.

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I don’t want to be so bitter. Never mind. Wank away to the hot tormented doctor guy ladies and gents.

Social media is buzzing with excitement (and feral thirst) over The Pitt' star Shawn Hatosy's new audio collaboration with the Quinn app. 765 V scarymommy @tryquinn knows what the people (us) want! In April 21st, Shawn Hatosy will be featured in a new Quinn audio, "Yes, Chef."

We are so hard up. Maybe I should just join a convent.

i can’t find that meme of unidentifiable objects but that is what this is giving (and i love it)