I’m obsessed with that silly little game!

I think you’re right!

Is anyone else barking loudly at slutty Josh Hutcherson?

Never in my adult life have I needed to take a step back from a group of friends until today.

We either grow up or grow apart.

me when i’m over it:

Stuck at work thinkin about 🍆 and pokemon

Yes, I did turn the heat on this morning because I woke up to my house being 63 degrees.

I don’t get manicures often but treated myself to one today with how bad my cuticles were

Ramona Singer:

If flirting was an Olympic sport, I would bring home gold.

Saw Super Mario Galaxy and I haven’t laughed that much at a movie in a long time.

Don’t understand the poor ratings it’s getting. Would watch again.

I am still sore from yesterdays chest and shoulder workout 🙃🙃

Why is finding a zero sugar oatmilk coffee creamer at my local stores so hard 🙃🙃

Sorry, I got distracted during my interlibrary loan route.

And just like that, Bluesky gave me the modern-day brush-off: “upstream server responded with a 525 error.”

I couldn’t help but wonder… when the connection fails, is it the server or just another relationship not built to last?

For now, I’ll refresh and romanticize the outage.

what my parents would’ve found if they had opened the door during one of my sleepovers

I’m sorry but I’d willingly be on a jury once per year this shit is fascinating

In my half face picture era?

No motivation to put on clothes after that shower and run. I also don’t want to open my work computer and read my silly little emails.

Not me turning on read receipts so he knows I don’t hate him.

Honestly, that didn’t even cross my mind because I can’t fathom the amount of credit card they must have then!

A Modern Toss comic where the caption reads "ideas meeting" and the image depicts a board meeting with a giant pad and table and one person is saying "fuck you"

the way in which

Every morning my neighbor has a coffee / breakfast delivered.

Every afternoon, he has lunch delivered.

I’m very invested in what he does for work to afford this every day.

A container of Greek yogurt, proclaiming "Thick, creamy, and ready for anything!"

need me a man like that

Came across real art on my morning jog.

But where else are you supposed to do it?

Not mad!

a woman is wearing a pink dress and earrings and making a funny face . ALT: a woman is wearing a pink dress and earrings and making a funny face .

why it keep costing like it do?

Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato reunite at Demi’s tour tonight.

the tower of pisa coming up with a stunt: