Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*

Why would blue-collar warehouse workers be so angry at billionaires?

A Mii of Kamen Rider Black wearing a muscle suit says: “Someone offers you a large Gorgom plot or a small Gorgom plot...”

A Mii of Thouser from Kamen Rider Zero-One says: “I guess I'm going with the large Gorgom plot!”

The Kamen Rider Black Mii enthusiastically replies: “Everybody knows an uber-sized Gorgom plot is the ONLY choice!”

The Kamen Rider Black Mii’s mouth opens awkwardly on its mask and he says: “Now I know I can trust you, Thouser.”

Wait, no, I went 1/1 on the most recent one.

I've never been able to identify every costume in a Halloween toon (Bubs and Coach Z routinely tripped me up because I'm a white boy from the suburbs), but this was the one I came the closest on. Homestar and King of Town are the only ones I don't recognize.

James Connolly was right.

Democratic Party To Do List:

1) Make sure we're the only institution powerful enough to meaningfully oppose the fascists.

2) Make sure we don't meaningfully oppose the fascists.

btw I believe turning normie liberals against the democratic party is the first step of The Only Way Out Of This That Isn't A Hot Civil War and that's why i am Like This

more people didn't vote than voted for either candidate and I'm here to tell you the vast majority of those non voters are well to the left of the democratic party, because right wingers are sooo fucking happy with their options rn. they have something to vote for.

retweeting a bunch of my "democrats are willing partners in the rise of fascism" tweets because democrats are willing partners in the rise of fascism

Having received so much love for our good old #MoonChild game, we are happy to give love back to the game community by releasing the Moon Child source files + assets.

Details can be read in the ReadMe text. We're looking forward to see what you're going to create! 💚

bitbucket.org/rhinoid/moon...

Palantir put out the most cartoonishly evil statement possible. They’re so arrogant and self-confident they don’t seem to believe their fascistic plans can be opposed.

We must get rid of Palantir altogether.

twitter-thread.com/t/2045574398...

MY SISTER: dad you have to stop inviting the stone age ancestral ghost to thanksgiving
MY DAD: don't call him that. they had simple copper tools back then
ME: come on. you can't say the shit he says about sumerians anymore
ABAISH-TAKAL: They worship dogs in Uruk. Their eunuchs are too scrawny

A black-and-white cat peeking from behind a cat tower, with one paw raised

Bring it on!

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

Firing and jailing RFK is the moderate position

Um, excuse me ma'am, that's cartoon Egon Spengler.

A guy and his giant white rabbit on the subway, wearing matching teal polo shirts. The rabbit is clearly aware of the camera.

"Are you in the right headspace to see something that could potentially hurt you" "no im cranking my shit crazy style"

dimabilan on tumblr: so i work at a retirement home and one of the residents heard me saying "mood" all the time and she asked what it meant and now she won't stop saying it another resident fell over and she was just like "mood" spacedijks: op you are adding invasive elements to a fragile ecosystem, society is going to collapse because of this doujinshi: mood

"He has fallen victim to a fishing call." -an otter holding a fishy against his ear, like a phone

"WAP" -a fat pigeon in a bowl of water

this time we do better

It was and still is wild how this guy got to be an open Gater, changed or apologized for none of it, and everyone chose to ignore or make defenses for it with KCD2.

Just because Caitlyn Jenner is an objectively horrible person doesn’t mean it’s okay to deadname her. Please don’t.

crude ms-paint doodle of moon child and his little dinosaur friend

there is a privacy apocalypse coming, and the democrats are just as responsible as the republicans.

This article is really embarrassing.

It's entirely focused on technology-as-nostalgia and not the fact that every modern device wants you to constantly pay a rental fee in some form or another.

If I'm listening to MP3s on a Diamond Rio there is exactly zero chance it will ask for a credit card.

to stab vaguely in that direction, one can see right wing politics as a sort of trenchcoat wrapped around a stack of antisocial and criminal tendencies. such a person, whose sympathies extend _at most_ only to their immediate circles, can only see the commons as potential loot