Me when Bart Baker was popular
Posts by Jon Butter
Bugonia outro where he explodes in a closet
Green on my nails for St Patrick’s day next week cause I don’t wanna get pinched 🤏
been listening to this song kinda a lot tbh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=woGj...
A gorgeous pink for this upcoming Valentine’s Day
Deepest blue I have with a matte finish, I think it looks nice
More like No Good WEED goes Un-TOKED (I don’t smoke and every experience I’ve had with edibles has been terrifying)
AHHHH! SNAKES!
the way twitter is like "sorry, we checked Mr. Nazi Boy's profile and we didn't find anything bad 🤷"
hot take, One Battle After Another is a very good movie
really great year for movies, bad year for living in real life tho
Hey you know that guy Maya Rudolph is married to, Paul something? He makes some pretty good movies
wow you're cute!!!
Conservatives’ list of grievances is so petty and hilarious like do any of u remember what half of this stuff was even about
Lou Wilson hitting the ground hard and painfully after earnestly attempting a cartwheel on the Dropout show Game Changer
Been getting the most compliments for this color 😌
I still like going to see movies in the theater but some ppl’s theater etiquette (mostly old ppl) is quite frankly dog shit!!!
It’s like a fun mint-like teal
(Grandma voice) I got you one of those newfangled Laboobys everyone’s talking about (pulls a living chihuahua out of her purse)
jumping out of a moving car
Doing a deep red because Fall is coming up and this color reminds me of a crisp autumn apple, idk
me: doctor doctor give me the news i got a bad case of lov-
my doctor: it's because you're fat
I paint my nails based on mood and time of year. Late July/Early August feels like a deep blue to represent ocean waters and also I like blue
and any comparisons to Terminator 2 is insane actually. T2 is one of the coolest fuckin movies of the 90s. James Cameron waited years until the tech was available for the VFX. they flew a helicopter under a frickin overpass. you my friend are no Terminator 2 Judgment Day
As someone who loved M3GAN it brings me no joy to tell u I thought M3GAN 2.0 was pretty bad
this car at an intersection didn't have their blinker on and i thought they were going str8, and they were going str8 until they suddenly started turning left and cut me off, so it's like cool, i will wish hellfire upon you for the next five years use ur blinkers fuckhead
practicing self-care by ignoring every take on anything Sabrina Carpenter does
hey did you know this, if you fry an egg in butter it tastes really good. im gonna try this butter trick with other stuff
Praying to the spirit of the late great Chris Farley to haunt whoever made that