Gets completely Mollywhopped in Court and decides his Lawyer was clearly the problem, probably nothing to do with all those accusations of causing a suicide

Romans suffer massive cortisol spike after Jesus brutally resurrectionmoggs them

Four tweets by "Italian Elon Musk": "Ayy!! I make a da rockets!!" "I make a the marionettes paint a like Rick a Morty!! "Ayyy I'm a the Pickle Rick!" Paisan" "I just invent anew fruit, I call it a da "tomato"!! I come up a with this all by myself!! Ohh disruptiano!!" "I send a the calzone into space!! I don't pay a the taxes!! Ohhh!!"

Tomodachi Life has no filter in it btw

I now need to find your post on climbimg Farro tower in Zero Dawn cause that was an all time Video game moment for me

I'm upset I somehow managed to miss you playing through these games lmao.

I just finished them the within the last 2 years also and I absolutely adored them.

all timer OTP

Feel like I’m Having a Stroke cause this is literally just the Plot of Dial a Bus from Still Game

Looking from outside the US i've never got this. For actual Years she has been among the most competent Dem candidates.

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

THEY FIRED ALL THE ACTUAL COMPETENT DEEP STATE MONSTERS BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE WOKE

Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol

HEED THE OMEN OF THE ROWLING CUBE.

I'm not surprised, I was saying the other night about how they'll just drop most of the NSO GC stuff with no Notice.

I just was expecting Pokemon, Sunshine or FE. Not this lmao

This one wasn't even on the list of games we were waiting on either

My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’

If its any consolation, Axel as a character falls off a cliff after 2 anyway. Still a rough revisit

The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.

“Donald, you are not going to believe just how hungry this caterpillar is.”

The Washington Post headline reads: "Try a ‘fart walk’ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down. November 24, 2025" Accompanying the article if a black ad white photo of someone walking on what appears to be a cold fall day. The camera is capturing their back as they're walking in a park with leaves on the ground. They are wearing a black coat and black leggings. The Washington Post has added radiating yellow lines from their butt to suggest they're farting. The photo credit says the image is from iStock.

Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day

Certainly not with Trump already breathing down their necks

“I was just following otters.”

The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them

A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.

Triggering me right from the get go with his "UK, Britain, We used to call it England" Shtick

sorry,

Me When I Am Coming To Fucking Get You