And once again we see that no weapon formed against Laura Hudson shall prosper.

the how many licks owl

every time I see “Super Bowl LIX” all I can think about is this

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I have never seen the top of a refrigerator; am i missing out?

have you ever thought about the fact that your pets are constantly looking up your nose

the only good kings are beds

thank you, thank you, this means a lot

why would you text the face??? i imagine that even his supporters only tolerate it

a phishing email that start with an individually texted picture of Ted Cruz’s fucking face, followed by a message that thanks me for “always being a steadfast conservative” and gives me a phishing link for “Voter Verification”

this is not the way to phish me

I like this. Does it have an upper bound before which you will not leave the house?

yes. i am a pure product of the blogs and you best believe there will be screencaps with alt text. newsletters let you do that, right? i’m sure.

If folks get into it, I'll recap more shows after HoD and even take requests. Who knows what is possible.

Hudcaps House of the Dragon Season 2 recaps from Laura Hudson

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lo-fi beats to spiral out of control to

sign in vet office that says “Days since Poop in Lobby!” The current answer is 5, but 11 is the record.

it’s important to celebrate the small victories

every time someone tells me they like mushrooms i send them this. even if they mean on pizza

I personally want to congratulate Donald Trump for finally winning a popular vote

a picture of me with a long layered haircut

same but with wind

i got a haircut

Any machine can be a smoke machine if you operate it poorly enough

hope he doesn’t use shoe polish this time

i still can’t believe i was such a snob after TNG and didn’t watch it for years bc it was too “Babylon 5.” Hoisted by my own petard

whenever people ask me about AI i just stare into the middle distance and say “all of this has happened before and all of this will happen again”

pray

😬 yeah i don’t wanna! i feel like the truly evil “kill them all!” dark urge choices can be easier to select because they are almost cartoonish, but choosing to quietly destroy someone’s confidence is too real and like, a step too evil for me

if they’d give me DLC I could do it 😭

you have to be such a dick to romance astarion! it didn’t come naturally

Yeah I second this, this totally rules

That’s true haha

astarion seems to be doing fine

counterpoint: if we could see the total time we’ve spent doing random shit like brushing our teeth or sitting in zoom meetings, the results would also be devastating