Glasses arms broke so I'm using leftover chained clamps for dentist bibs from my tooth fairy Halloween costume as a makeshift librarian chain until I can find my spare lmao

Putting 10 bucks into savings and flossing my teeth whenever I crave nicotine bc I'm irritated

Three oil pastel drawings of a traffic light, a sucker, and both a blueberry and a raspberry

Trying to find balance between work and life so I bought some oil pastels and got back into making things again and it's been fun

I always say it's insulting to artists to call myself one but I will immediately hop on the title to defend why I'm stopped on the road shoving broken traffic lights into the car at 8 in the morning

I wanna call 867-5309 but I don't know what area code to use

-5°F in Minneapolis tonight.

At the site where feds killed Alex Pretti, the air still smells faintly of tear gas. Hundreds of people still here behind some impromptu barricades.

Message spray painted on the road reads, "fuck ICE, love always wins."

Nasty guitar riffs are really my jam 🎸

Show up, create chaos, scare the shit out of the citizens, and when one freaks out and tries to run, shoot her. The death penalty for disobeying ICE.
Then, when you go to court, lie about how "in danger" you felt.
Didn't we just claim we rescued Venezuela from a dictator attacking his own citizens?

I've been watching a lot of tartar scaling compilation videos on YouTube and I have never flossed so regularly in my life

Toad got real dark real quick and I love it

Grey/red gradient behind a pair of red cherries and a wrapped piece of candy above the words "Hard Candy" that are in a dripping font.

I love digital art bc I dont have to worry about wasting materials for something bad and it really takes the pressure off. Watched Hard Candy today.

There Abbott Elementary goes making me ugly cry again

I haven't had longish hair over the past couple of winters and oh my god the ability to make my hair a scarf is so underrated I'm constantly blowing my own mind with it

God I hate how anti-intellectual out times are. I’d rather be sitting here reading interesting books, or learning about astronomy stuff, or making a movie about weird shit - but I gotta spend energy constantly explaining my existence to a world that empathizes more with Nazis then marginalized ppl.

Bellies, tummies, abdomens; everyone's got a stomach. Some are big, some are thin, some have scars or marks. Every body is a vessel, to help us through the day, so keep your belly full of food, make it hurt from laughs, and when you dance, be sure to make it sway. #bodyneutrality #poetry #bodylove

The first and only time I ever teased a coworker was when I was transferring from my first job and one of them said "you're coming back, right?" And I was like "what, you got abandonment issues?" And he gave me a 1000 yd stare and said yes and I haven't done it since and probs never will again tbh

film idea new couple has baby, husband stops being intimate w wife, cheats while she's pregnant w the exact opposite of his "type", they stay together. She changes herself to fit the mold of what she thinks he wants. He leaves, she goes on to ruin his new life. He begs for mercy, she begs to be seen

Movie I'd LOVE: Whip It/Ice Princess/Bend It Like Beckham + wrestling: girl gets into fights, parents are traditional and don't want their daughter running around in skimpy outfits in front of drunk dudes, maybe a cool aunt gives a cover, que "I'm not living your dream, I'm living mine" line C'MONNN

Don't get me wrong, I've got problems with some of Quentin Tarantino's creative choices, but I was blanking on Christopher Walken's name yesterday and was able to get my point across with an impression of "he shoved the wristwatch up his ass" and I will admit I'm a tad thankful

‘Tulip’ comes from the Turkish word ‘tülbent’ which means "turban."

The flower got its name from the resemblance of its overlapping petals to the folds of fabric in a turban.

Omg the cashier at ulta just complimented my nails I wanna cry I worked so hard on them omggg

One third of the country supported the January 6 2021 attempted take over the government & are the same ones who voted him back in. They are traitors in my book.

I love being a human & having a body bc the fitness journey is nonlinear & dif aspects get worked on at dif times. Like I had the best diet & workout routine a few years ago, but the worst mentality; I don't always love the pics I take now, but I am so less miserable than I was. I'm healing well. :)

There's a movie called Clown in a Cornfield that my brain always changes the title to Corn in a Clownfield and I get super excited bc that's so wacky hell yes I'd watch it but then I reread it and get less excited so I've yet to see it but maybe someday

@teamcherry.bsky.social im begging you. Im 43 years old. I dont have the time, nerves, or reflexes to do this anymore.

I just asked my 10 year old to juggle fleas for me.

The way he looked at me filled me with a deep shame as a father.

Please

Give me an easy mode

Two panel comic of a person with glasses looking down at an open book. First panel reads: I think I might be bad at this. In the second panel they are scribbling in the book with a pencil. Text reads: I’m gonna do it anyway

Nothin else for it

What fucks me up about being chronically ill is that if I'm in pain while I'm dreaming, I'm injured in it. Harpooned, disembowelled, being a robot that's falling apart, a gunshot wound with a clear entrance and exit. This time it's hooks like a suspension rig. Sick and tired or being sick and tired.

Saw ATLA in concert tonight and it owes me nothing I cried so many times just glorious

This is the one I mistook the other one for smdh