if you or a loved one has a strong case of hoagiemouth please record them saying “porter martone” for science

If I hadn’t been trying out life as a mole person I would seen that goal. #flyers

I’m already having an amazing week in a number of ways and now my trolley is stuck underground for the foreseeable future so if the Flyers could just win, that would be awesome.

The joy has been sucked out of a hobby that was stressing me out but also bringing me joy and now it’s like, what do I do? Exercise? Clean? What do people do?

I am seeing people say that they *like* to spend time at airports, and, do they all have lounge access, is that it? Cause they are by and large not that nice.

Tortured myself by rewatching the last season of Veronica Mars and, if there was ever another entry, would it focus on the complete mental breakdown of Dick Casablancas?

FRINGGGGGGGE

Are the vlogger moms going to revolt now that Trump has said shit about learning disabilities?

Ok, I guess this is why. And what a messed up thing, how they dropped the news.

And Chloe Zhao is a name now. I really want to know what happened.

Sarah Michelle Gellar says new Buffy the Vampire Slayer series ‘not moving forward’ Reports of the new iteration of the supernatural series first began in February 2025

I had actually managed to get vaguely psyched for this. Too bad, I wonder why…

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Maybe one of those ads like the Office cast does, for Salesforce or whatever. Still, cute.

Team USA’s gold medal MAGA celebration was everything the NHL has been trying to avoid The NHL has spent years investing in inclusivity. One game changed that.

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Gross Team USA, gross (and yes, I have been offline enough lately that this is the first I’m seeing of it)

If I have to log into your website three times to book an appointment, there’s a failure somewhere.

@velodev.cc and I found out super last minute that we had a free night on Valentines so we went to dinner and we got to be the couple that is super chill about the kitchen being backed up while the other tables are driving the server crazy, which is one of my favorite things to be.

I’m watching a TV show in the year 20-goddamn-26 that is spreading the lie that a woman can’t have a glass of wine while breastfeeding. The world hates women!

"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh

Well, that was mean.

I think the Lincoln Lawyer might be building to a Party of Five-tinged moment crafted for my specific enjoyment. I do love this show.

But, like, extra Neve Campbell making up for it.

I’m really enjoying this season of The Lincoln Lawyer but as someone who has tried to get money out of probate in California the prosecution’s theory as to motive is like the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

I’ve either been lucky in the men I’ve known or <skin crawls> they’re just really good at hiding it.

Also, “heterosex”?

If guys like this will say this shit right out loud, I don’t want to know anything about what they will say in private.

Just got a postal service notification that my delivery wasn’t attempted because of “interference by an animal”. I am just imagining some mail carrier absolutely terrified by a squirrel. I live on an urban residential street.

I think we just need to accept that Philly doesn’t deserve trolleys. We can’t handle it. We just want our streets to be parking lots so let’s do that instead.

Connor Storrie gives a peace sign and Hudson Williams holds a torch next to him, both smiling.

Everything is fucking insane and a lot of it is shitty but I just need to take a second to stop and marvel at the fact that the two unknown actors from the little Canadian gay hockey player show are *Olympic torchbearers*, like once a millennium or so, the universe hands us one.

Huddling inside avoiding a few inches of snow and watching Alex Honnold climb an entire goddamn skyscraper.

Our Giant was *cleaned out* ahead of this storm. I will be making chili with ground _bison_ as that was the only remaining ground meat.

An email starting with “for your consideration: Nuremberg”

This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.