"hey welcome-is this your first job making pizza"
"no, i spent six years training with a classic brick oven pizzaiolo in naples"
"great..cool...now this one we call 'the volcano dipper'"
In 2 weeks, I need to pay the balance of Katie's radiation treatments. If anyone would like to share the post or chip in, I would be eternally grateful.
pardonmewhileipanic: stunningpicture: nature is brutal A flock of lawn flamingos can pick a T-rex clean in under 90 seconds - it’s a picture of this very scenario
is it the one who complained his phone didn't work because it got too hot but he submerged it in a pool *checks and finds I'm now blocked* helllll yeahhhh
Bartenders are particularly skilled at dealing with assholes
Rejected for another job I would've excelled at if given the chance. The job market is brutal right now, so if you or someone you know needs help with website, newsletter, or social media or any other admin tasks, I'm your gal. In the meantime, if you can donate to help me get by, I'd be grateful.
quite literally, light it up
dhuartson: Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby. That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.
This is not wrong.
Hang on, trying not to die from secondhand embarrassment.
I just bought a lottery ticket. Ms. Bev, if I win, that bed is your’s. 🛏️
😂 One of my lottery fantasies is buying a small motorhome, packing up my cat, and hitting the road to research witchcraft (all variations) around the US.
Charlie, you are a wonderful kitteh. Thank you for all the love you have shared with us.
Hugs to you and Sam. 🖤🤍
I stg this is going to be #HotWitchSummer .
This is a pitch perfect response from @aoc.bsky.social -- she mocks their whining, she brings the receipts and then she uses this move as a sign that Democrats are moving to offense now.
Yes, I do. ☠️
Hi folks! respectfully asking
YOU PERSONALLY
to support Coyote Vs Acme, especially since it's NOT being distributed by WB!!
All I want is a humble castle on the Irish coast, a crackling fire, a vintage mystery novel, an emotional support raven, a raging thunderstorm, a few purring cats, endless cups of tea, and a scandalous amount of freshly-baked pastries.
Walker cannot wait until he sees his doggy bus 🚌 pals 😃
I thought this point Eric made about how libraries are early introductions to a social contract was really interesting, too:
A room filled with herbs and potions! A convenient burial location for temporarily storing wayward men! A designated margaritas room!
I’m just happy the roads should be dry tonight. The past few nights have been stressful. Last night on an Uber ride my car hydroplaned as I was entering I-35. Luckily, no one was near me but after that ride was over I turned off my app.
That is my dream house and I can’t wait to see it and my beloved aunts when this movie hits theaters.
a map showing a Mississippi where all 82 counties are shades of red
A map showing Mississippi's 82 counties, many shaded red and pink, many shaded blue and purple.
Left: How people think Mississippi votes
Right: How Mississippi actually votes
As the conservatives freak out over VA, a reminder:
BEFORE the 2022 midterms, federal courts found that multiple once-covered-by-the-VRA states likely illegally diluted Black votes. But because of Purcell, these illegal maps were used that fall.
So miss me with the pearl clutching.
Normal people: the courts are very serious interpreters of the law
The courts: go ahead, impersonate the feds
Math is hard!
Stop the vaccines? And lose my 5G access?!?
2 days ago my maga neighbour was like "if the covid vax is so good how come you get it every year" so I made a super sad face and dropped my voice and confessed that I was addicted to vaccines and wife is not happy with me because I have been expressly told to stop winding him up but HOW TO RESIST
Post from headquarters news.bsky.social with video from Tucker Carlson and the text “Tucker Carlson: I'll be tormented for a long time by the fact that I played a role in getting Donald Trump elected. We're implicated in this. I misled people.”
if you post this clip, you should also post clips from the same episode of him saying the 2020 election was stolen, the civil rights movement was “disgusting,” and trump can’t be racist bc he has sex with black women.
tucker didn’t have a change of heart over trump; he had a change in strategy
This rant is GLORIOUS
