every year just gets better and better

every election i determine who i vote for based on how many ads of them I see combined with how many texts and emails they send me. Politicians don't know that voters like to feel wanted.

society killed him

i hear the cracker barrel servers arent even allowed to have big breasts and call you hun anymore

learning a lot

For sale, fight stick, adhego face

robot alchemic drive yuri

I try to stay away from politics but this crab eating a grape is very important.

the midwest is like the best parts of the east coast and the west coast put together

like if you love video games

Need someone with money to buy me things

just pretend you watch things. "Yeah succession's good. I totally binged that and did not jack off the entirety of last week"

cum inside please, i don't want it stinking up my room

Bitches be crying about 9/11 but live in new jersey

Sonic is just mario for lgbtq

nobody wants to do missionary anymore

(debate voice) we need more 2+2 and less t4t

so is there porn on here or what