My favorite one is that up and down the state of Florida his fingers never touched a fret. -HH

That’s as soon as I kiss the lips of another woman, I’m gonna forget all about you.

The internet will tell you that you can’t sing about fish fingers if you’re not British but they are wrong.

Need me a Big Red and Barbacoa stat

I love you Patrick please don’t hurt me

Dweeb alert

Palou has conquered the last frontier.

Found a stream and I’ll never go back. Fuck Fox.

I have bought 4 antennas and none of them work

If this happened during the 500 I would not be a free man much longer. I am going to have to pirate Indycar racing.

It queues 144 commercials every single time I disconnect and reconnect.

The Fox Sports app has decided that it will show me every single commercial queued up for the entire race back to back before it decides to show me the race again so I am tuning out. Fucking awful.

We might be watching the same race.

Are we watching the same race?

That’s exactly what crossed my mind after hearing that read.

I got my passport in 2 weeks flat last month

You have always struck me as a radish guy.

Do people even have fun on this godforsaken website?

Do you even fuck with radishes like that?

Do you put your radishes on your tacos or do you nibble on them after a bite of taco?

That twerp

Got a new whip

Had the gif locked, loaded, and ready to fire. That’s impressive folks.

Some are calling this the stupidest idea ever and they are ferociously correct.

If I were Richie Rich I’d buy the biggest ranch I could get my hands on and start dotting the center of it with used roller coasters.

CB was always going to be the most exposed guy by the new system and it happened immediately.

Got your ass

Post-race graphic from the 7th annual VARC Indianapolis 300. I started 13th and won the race. Fuel mileage???

today i learned why they call them indianapolis cars @varcracing.com

@varcracing.com INDY 300

Colby and Kite ran up front most of the race but fell victim to incidents and fuel mileage respectively, Chandler held out in a *literal* tornado for a top 5, and Brody learned a lot in his first Indycar start to carry to the future.

37: P3
95: P5
71: P10
77: P14

Came up JUST SHORT of defending my Indy 300 crown! I can't stress enough how much I look forward to this specific race every season. Saved just enough fuel!

Most importantly, my power didn't get knocked out by the storms! @varcracing.com

STARTED: 4th
FINISHED: 2nd (-0.156)
LAPS LED: 7/120