trippy

ppl at my 420 party told me my apartment was giving martha stewart mom and not swanky bachelor pad and now i’m having an identity crisis about it

a woman is crying with her hands on her head . ALT: a woman is crying with her hands on her head .

mfw i can’t find my foreskin restoration device before bed

does the metaphor still work? can you tell the very specific disphoria i experience?

robot girl who had a sheath removed her her telescopic penis at assembly and is desperately trying to find replacement parts as an adult

this whole time, i thought i was playing foosball when i was really playing foolsball

devastated

a package of 5 Gum rotated 90 degrees. the top third of the package is a lighter shade than the body, and its trapezoidal shape resembles the lid of a pack of cigarettes

isn’t it scary that 5 Gum is designed to look like a pack of cigarettes? #packagedesign

a close up of a man 's face with joker makeup ALT: a close up of a man 's face with joker makeup

if a trans woman says she did a diy orchiectomy, nobody bats an eye

but if i say i’m trying to regrow my foreskin, everyone loses their minds!!!1!!1!1!

event videographer made a comment about my height and the interviewer pulled me aside after to apologize for her chud-ass subcontractor

how it feel to be a trans woman who likes men

happy foreskin appreciation day

catholic “fasting”

link?

they should invent a lobotomy for boys

a girl like us?!?!?!

hey chat,

is ben and jerry’s good for cold and flu symptoms?

i feel like it should be

brianna

pickling my balls after my orchiectomy call that pickleball

most EVs on the market are large luxury vehicles (although this is becoming a larger problem for all USDM cars)

what choices are available for people who need a small economy vehicle?

How do you feel about low-speed Neighborhood Electric Vehicles that can’t go on the highway?

aren’t we all if shinzo abe was a girl?

a new boy has entered the arena

god forgive a girl for pining over boys who do not love me back

glory to ayatollah stancil

terrier puppygirl licking lips with fork knife and lobster bib

watching voice training videos online turns otherwise normal trans trans women into bitter baby trans femcels

miaow :3

first i get my friends to start taking mood stabilizers, then i get them to convert to catholicism

boys b like

oh honey~ they’ve got plenty