Blagojevich trying to get a kickback for that open cardinal seat

First pope to see the double doink and think “I coulda made that”

ketchup on a hot dog now a “deadly sin”

Pope Giardiniera I

I have major problems with/trauma from the Catholic Church. But I do like it when they do the witchy stuff.

Steve McMichael calls out Angel Hernandez (Cubs Rockies 8.7.01) YouTube video by ZachO

RIP Steve McMichael

My day was getting better but then I saw a picture of “dog kennels on the Titanic” and like what the fuck?

Someone posted this on FB and all the comments are like “I think this is AI because it says clean twice” and now I have to take an ibuprofen for my back

NOT AT THE BALLPARK but I went to spring training last year and this place Pedal Haus in Tempe had a Wednesday special: 2 beers and a pretzel charcuterie board for $18. An absolute steal if you ever find yourself in the area.

Kreayshawn - Gucci Gucci YouTube video by kreayshawn

This song makes me miss my pixie cut. And my eating disorder. youtu.be/6WJFjXtHcy4?...

I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?

They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin

Cowabunga

My friends used to joke that they wanted a ballpark vendor to pass out loose, saucy meatballs

We used to get crunk. We used to ghost ride the whip.

I would never last as a baseball player. The social anxiety of going in to the dugout and some guys are high fivers, some are fist bumpers. I'd be punching open palms and holdings fists. Noooo thank you.

Softly crying to myself and googling “who did Fred Durst vote for?”

Knee-deep?
In the passenger’s seat?
In THIS economy?

How many dog breeds can normies identify?

I want to wear dog show handler outfits in real life

Love languages are FAKE! They were made up by some random pastor.

I’m going to revive this

My dog is now 8 years old how did this happen???

Make this in adult sizes, you cowards

It’s cool when baseball players wear glasses

The HOA would be out for blood if there was unattended puke inside (in a condo building, needs a HOA to function)

Omg outside fortunately

Shoutout to the person who puked right outside my doorway!

Where were your 8 grand-grandparents from
Ireland
Ireland
Ireland
Ireland
Italy
Italy
US*
US*
(*I think. My maternal grandma’s parents died pretty young and are kind of mysterious)

Picture of a retro Arizona diamondbacks jersey

Wear them in the World Series, cowards

This stuff’s made in New York City.
NEW YORK CITY?

Quote skeet with a picture of street graffiti from your phone