"Archaeologist will know your gender from your bones?" motherfucker the only thing those dipshits will do is scream and cower in fear as my unearthed skeleton reassembles and lurches to its feet, ready to make some fuckin' money
THE UNWANTED GUEST PROJECT, an adaptation of the full play script, is now live at theunwantedguest.neocities.org !!!
This was such a huge joy to organize and I'm so happy with the work everyone did. This was a 9 month long project so please check it out if you like #thelockedtomb !!
Morning everyone
It's time to acknowledge that the reason we haven't found any intelligent alien life is that we are, in fact, the aloof progenitor race and its our moral responsibility to build as many bullshit megaliths and leave behind as many cryptic riddles and prophecies as possible.
For being one of my favorites, there are so many movies of his I haven't seen and want to (right now Willy's Wonderland is top of that list). In fairness he's just in so many god-damn movies
I can't ever listen to this song normally because of this video: youtu.be/GjjZacZSWT4?...
Come on, he asks for so little!
Song: The Masochism Tango - Tom Lehrer
Character: Achilles - HELLO FROM HALO HEAD
[Originally posted February 12, 2022]
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This video (from 2020) is one of the first things I ever saw in a TikTok that made me think “oh, this is a good place.”
#depiglio
Maybe reposting old TikToks on Bluesky is the new TikTok.
I’ve been doing a lot of staring at the ceiling at 4:45 AM and next time it happens I’m going to remember that I’m both alone and also with millions of others.
If I kept this in drafts until next week, I would just keep adding things until it grew to the size of the earth, so here it is: "Social constructs" and cis feminism's enduring failure to adequately reckon with transmasculinity: jude-doyle.ghost.io/terfs-trans-...
A man with a mullet and a mustache glowers, saying "you best get goin'" He is wearing a trucker hat that says "keep honking, I'm building a gun big enough to pierce the heavens and knock God from His throne. If He made us in His image, then He must be a fragile and scared thing, and I aim to do Him the kindness He will not do me."
Keep Honking
The Mario 64 intro scene with a letter from Princess Peach, reading: Dear Mario. Please come to the castle. I'm down bad. Yours truly-- Princess Toadstool (Peach)
CATS from the video game Zero Wing (the All Your Base Are Belong To Us game), saying: "I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is Futile"
Dracula from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, saying to Richter "Get out of my house"
The transportation advisor from SimCity 2000, saying "YOU CAN'T STAY ON TWITTER! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"
My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
$2300 for a 2 bed 1 bath in the Bay Area, I split the rent with my partner
Nothing we do is sufficient. Everything we do matters.
