episode 053

Gothmog

gothmogging the mancels

People used to say that a kid “just wants attention” and then pat themselves on the back for successfully dismissing a tiny human expressing signs of distress

always the bridesmaid who mysteriously disappeared after being locked inside a hope chest and now haunts the church grounds still waiting to catch the bouquet, never the bride

two men in suits are sitting at a table drinking beer and talking . Alt: The wink wink nudge nudge sketch from Monty Python.

That man will do anything.

Black and white still from the 1939 movie Fifth Avenue Girl of Ginger Rogers on a park bench with Walter Connelly sitting next to her saying “now we can have lots of fun insulting the rich”

used to be men knew how to talk to a lady

Trump is desperate to finish the bunker under the ruins of the East Wing before Armageddon

The wizard sleeps fretfully. Outside, there is a chorus of crickets.

Cursed idols are always ancient. You never see a cursed idol from like 2015. We need to restart cursed idol production for the benefit of future generations

People say your future self will thank you, but I'm still waiting for me to show up.

THEM: Follow your heart.

MY HEART:

Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump Treason!!! President DJT

Well when you put it this way

girl who spreads awful 4chan lingo call her tyfoid mary

If you can't lead or manage your own party - you don't deserve to lead or manage anything.

Campaign committee collapses following in fighting, Hitler allegations and ongoing rapist scandal.

Not surprised to learn that the fuckheads are also fuckwits.

How dare you write about the things I very publicly did

I think Robocop's Clarence Boddicker might be my favorite movie villain of all time? I don't know of another one that turns the venn diagram of "I hate this guy" and "I love watching this guy" into a complete circle quite like him.

Sometimes I think letting people who don’t care about human misery run things was a bad idea

The Good Life 🫧🌤️☁
#FrankSinatra

you ever feel like you're just getting a busy signal from the universe?

you can't ghost a ghost
we're already gone

🥀

What a Wonderful World 🌍
#LouisArmstrong

Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village

OWN YOUR PUNS. INTEND THEM.

The average person doesn’t give a fuck if AI has some niche use where it actually excels if used properly. In fact, that is what a tool is *supposed* to do and none of us will have a problem if it is used like that. What we see is AI fucking up real life in a massive way.

There are some ways around not wanting to know something, but like anything with a catch there's a knowing something you didn't even know you didn't want to know so...I tricked you into eating flashcards

PRESIDENT DEALS!!!!!