Yes, #KatyPerry sucks so much and for so many reasons, but it’s wild how even in instances such as this, sexism is rampant in that men do this shit regularly and with impunity and face barely a pinch of this level of scrutiny. We have to always keep in mind that the patriarchy thrives in fascism.

Please don’t talk to me until you can legally rent a car.

Like what do I even talk about with someone in their early 20’s?

Responsibly* 🙄

If the @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social win the Super Bowl, I’m finally starting my career as an exotic dancer. My stage name will be Sequin Sparkly after my hero Saquon Barkley. No further questions. #gobirds

Can we please stop letting men buy podcast quality microphones now? They have proven time and time again that they can’t use them responsibility. If I have to jump through hoops to get access to reproductive care, how are they allowed to obtain mics with impunity? Bullshit.

My IG stories be like “- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -“ and it goes from Philly sports to political criticism to dogs to Free P@lestine to my dinner with impunity. Heart react or keep tapping. Mind your business.

“Post them all on Bluesky!!!” - @thismapiswrong.bsky.social

Can’t we just have the OLD internet back? The one with livejournal and MySpace and LAN parties and misspelled Napster titles to avoid lawsuits? I long for a simpler time when I didn’t have to see Elon Musk’s face unless I went looking for it.

No, the gay agenda didn’t make me gay. Sailor Moon, Gwen Stefani doing push ups, Kittie, and the VH1 Pop Up Video for The Spice Girls “Say You’ll Be There” made me gay. #gwenstefani #kittie #sailormoon #spicegirls

Wheat Thins are like the most accurately named thing ever. #wheatthins

So Bluesky is just queer horny Twitter? Fuck yes.