Just said this word for word

Quick run before Benito Bowl

Some butt before Friday, as a treat

adding to cart ✅

keep your friends close and your bloomfs horny

After the wedding 😈

Anyone up polishing their golden globe?

Pits out for the boys, pits out for the boys

Pabu got a Pabu blanket for christmas

CRANK IT

Ok I’ll come back to Bluesky all the guys with mustaches and muscles are here

Wait let me run my hands through it first

someone help me get big and strong

Do you think everyone could tell I was commando for the last week?

everything changed for me after I watched the Netflix show

I refuse to poison the well! Let the girls experience it pure!

I did not buy these jeans

In the spirit of Zohran’s win, I think the democratic socialist thing to do would be to post pole

Honorable mentions!

Quote with your top 4 albums of 2025

THE song from the album

jesus

And if it gets below 60 tomorrow I’ll do it anyways just to celebrate

If I don’t feel crisp morning air in New York City by the end of the week I’m going to k*ll the pr*sident

There can be 99 people in a room…and one of them has their sound on (it’s always the old person)

gettin’ bigger

Gay man mourns Lady Gaga by taking pictures of his crotch

Hey can you hold this for a sec?

paws have never been higher

Wooooofff

Accepting birthday donuts and nudes