Finally, he has it!

Pluto Nash in 3D!!!

He’s flying around wildly.

Setting up WAY too many Christmas decorations!!!

“IGOTTADOTHISANDTHATANDGETALITTLEHATAND- UUGGHHH”

He’s back from a small visit to hell!

He met so many fun people there!
Got free candy from a stranger! Even got a syringe in his arm! How cool!

He immediately gave up. He hated swearing. He can’t believe he just did that.

Falling to the ground, sniffling and sobbing.

…
):<
Uh oh.
“LISTEN HERE YOU MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT-“

“I-I asked for a milkshake!”

“I didn’t wanna be mean about it!”

“…does it have caffeine? I don’t like that kinda stuff.”

“…where did you pull those from? I don’t see pockets-“

“What would be funny?”

Do it. Do it do it DOITDOIT-

Never.
Ever.
Give. Him. Sugar.

He goes batshit and will literally fly Mach 6.

Raph wants YOU

…to drink water, not smoke and exercise. (:

Help him…

His wings got caught in the bush…

“I’m sorry ma’am! I-I just…I’m excited to meet new people!”

“Okay! Hold still! If you move too much it might uh…well, don’t worry about it.”

He shined a purple light onto her from his staff. The crystal slowly spinning around. It kinda felt like…she just took a nap. The best words to describe it.

“But…but that’s not holy!”

He’s trying to comprehend it. Already, hell is very…different to him.

“. . .do they get married first?”

Given he has never been to hell, nor ever considered the fact that people may sin. Ever. This is a whole new territory to him.

@loudspeakerz.bsky.social

He held his staff out, shining a few lights around.

“Oh, hello! Do you need any healing? It’s my specialty!”

@slxttyspxder.bsky.social

“Oh! I’ve been meaning to ask you, since my brothers won’t tell me! What’s uh…a ‘pour-no?’”

“…not…very, I don’t think. He’s a good father though!”

@crites.bsky.social

He’s looking around, before flying up to a random character of your choosing!

“Hello! What’s your name? Where’re you from? I like your outfit!”

“Ah! There it is! I’ll leave you two to it, okay?”

// ah :3

He struggle to do it for a second, but he removed his halo. Putting it on his staff.

“See? It’s ok.”

“It’s a surprise! I’m sure it’ll be good!”

“Well…we don’t talk much, but that’s because he’s so busy! I’m sure that’s the reason.”

“No, no. Listen…it doesn’t matter if you’re a sinner or an angel. I worry about people’s well being!”

He put his staff aside.

“…do you want me to remove my halo? Would it make you feel comfier?”

“Oh, I…came here to make sure you were ok! If…it’s okay to ask, Miss Eve.”

He held his staff a bit close, the light from the gem shining a light purple.

“I…uh…sorry, I can’t! Father would kick my butt.”

“Well…I think father doesn’t want us going there. Unless my brothers all want me away from there for another reason.”